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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You don't have to wait for a serial killer to yell at you in his murder hole, you can just USE lotion.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Thick paper daily / Beads up in my asshole, y’all. / Rinse it out in-show’r.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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  3. The clerk at the DMV denied my vanity plate request for “KNT FKR” even though I’m a huge Kant and Faulkner fan.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  4. It's better to have loved and lost than dropped a glove and ran from cops

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. The armpit of my armpit also happens to be Florida.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. If you die during your midlife crisis, what were you really having?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Hi, I'm Jesus, I'm a carpenter! Want a table, a chair, a house, or a cross? Those are all the things we've invented so far!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Whisper me sweet nothings while I yeet these cuff links.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  9. Check it out! It's been raining cats and dogs while you were painting my hog.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  10. On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Of course you did that, Urkel. We all did. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. 

    By LookTreesWow,
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  12. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam Ant and Everclear, performing Sunday on the side stage at Coachella. 

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  13. I thought I saw Odysseus in a crowd once, but it turned out to be nobody

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. You can't fight Monty Hall

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. When you touch your nose, the abyss touches its nose. When you wave your right hand, the abyss waves its left. The abyss is taking an improv class.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  16. Indifference is my passion.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. No one likes being a quadruple amputee. But I have to admit you got me back for saying cryptocurrencies are dumb.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. I was born ready. For example, in the maternity ward, the next day, after I was born, I got a nurse pregnant.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Though men of sim'lar visage crowd mine eyes/ The genuine Slim Shady doth arise

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Indiana Jones is reuniting with the cobras from "Raiders of the Lost Ark"  - you know, for old time's snake.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. I don’t know what it means but I am seeing the word “ubiquitous” everywhere.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. I have every lyric of the chorus of "We Didn't Start the Fire" memorized.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. I didn't think Jeopardy would influence my life, but I just answered my phone in the form of a question.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. What makes for a good funeral? Remains to be seen.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!

    By Schnickpot,
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