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1. i listen to the time scott read my catchphrase at least 3 times a month. gives me a lil smile, it does

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2. gil ozeri is the voice of homer simpson and 10 other hollywood insider notes that will make you creeeeeem your little pants

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3. stop hammertime, stop, please stop hammertime, hammertime you're hurting her. hammertime, im warning you.... OH GOD HAMMERTIME WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

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4. I have it on good authority that even lefties like podcasts.

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5. The shadowy figure's sword glints in the moonlight, he explains lunar rotation in a fun yet educational way. Such is battle with Bill Nye the Samurai

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6. Sure, blood is thicker than water but I don't think it added anything to the slip and slide.

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7. I'm so nervous, I have butterflies in my stomach. I'm worried the owner of this sanctuary is mad at me for eating all those butterflies.

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8. Great, I got locked in the Deli case with a bunch of onions and schmaltz, what am I, chopped liver? Also, how much air is in here?

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9. I'm scaukerman the rarest pokemon but please stop throwing balls at me.

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10. Actions speak louder than words because Actions got a big-ass mouth and doesn't know when to shut the hell up

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11. FaceTime is just TacoTime with faces instead of tacos, right?

    By Dale Cooper Black, July 18, 2016
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12. You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Welcome to Blanket Lovers Anonymous.

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13. I know I'm just a humble ventriloquist, alone in a room full of lifeless ventriloquist dummies, but I think I speak for everyone here...

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14. The ice cream is full of bullet holes in a Beirut Beer Float.

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15. You know what they say "If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen." By the way the kitchen is on fire.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII, July 18, 2016
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16. Free your mind and your ass will follow. Okay, now wipe and pull your pants up. It's time to get to school!

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17. much the like the warm butter on a table in the homeless shelter, your mother's legs are being spread by a sweet sweet bearded fellow

    By yodellingwalrus, July 17, 2016
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18. You're just robbing Peter to pay Paul. And then punching Mary in the face? What kind of sadistic tour manager are you?

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19. tickle me dirty ramsbottom with your bulbous hogshead of desire

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20. Those citizens of River City, always Musicmansplaining shit to us.

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21. What did the poetic prison warden say to the violent inmate?

    By KrangkaDelic, July 17, 2016
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22. Just because someone shit on the floor doesn't mean you have to. But it does mean you gotta get down on your knees and knead it with your penis

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23. Awareness is a bitchtastic pistol fucking good time warp of a jolly wee hoedown

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24. I have no Real World experience, but I was a contestant on Family Feud & have aspirations to revive Celebrity Rehab

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25. Fingers do flap and toes do mistle: the Krusty Trombone's now a fun term for a slide whistle

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