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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. hey dad I know you don't frequent earwolf message boards but i'd just like to say that i love you very much and i forgive you for porkin mother

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. Bowling ball. Lunar call. Ten-foot tall. Bridal Shawl. Who ya gonna call? TERRY HALL.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  3. I see you Dunkin those D's but do not touch my donut.

    By space owl,
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  4. Comedy Bang Bang? I like it a-Scott.

    By LinusLindberg,
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  5. Mr. Mayor, this is the third press conference you've called to brag about your new hat. Mr. Mayor, we love you.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Violence erupted at the comedy club when writer J.D. Salinger unexpectedly threw a book at a performer onstage...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  7. our presumptive nominee presumes a prior knowledge of preservation pertaining to pacific nations' rights to party

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Did Peaches wander in here? She's a fiesty old cat.

    By DanC,
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  9. Hmmmm smells like Rhubarb pie

    By DanC,
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  10. I tried teasing my hair, but it felt too cruel.

    By DanC,
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  11. Bart Simpson: chubby chaser or genocidal maniac? Tune in at 69 o clock to find out!

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. If I just stopped exercising I wouldn't have active herpes anymore.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  13. If my dreamcatcher is any indicator, I've been dreaming about a dead, tangled-up bird for five nights in a row.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. I'm from the future and it turns out robots eventually learn the concept of love. They also learn what daddy likey.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. One British actor in a MO-CAP suit? This is the second worst circus I've ever seen. I'm looking at you, Family Circus.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. In a land of milk & honey, milk bags and honeypots aren't euphemisms for female anatomy,they're valuable commodities,if u know what I mean.*wink *wink

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Fifty might be old for a camel, but it's still half of a hundred!

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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  18. David and Goliath? Why not David and Godzilla?

    By hills and meadows flora fauna,
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  19. Down Low, Cronut.

    By teedle,
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  20. She promised it was because of my god-like super penis, but turns out she only married me for my catchphrase suggestions.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Doesn't radical mean awesome? I thought all this talk about radical Muslims was just a discussion about how cool Cat Stevens is!

    By Yasha,
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  22. I don't have to be a hacker to know your IP address is in your toilet.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. Much like Maron's cat boomer, you are missing the Marc.

    By LinusLindberg,
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  24. You say "tomato," I say "tomato," we both say "tomato."

    By HoleSurfButters69baby,
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  25. that guy from Suicide's dead.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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