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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You say Clamato Juice. I say get that nasty drink out of my face.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. Chapped lips, chapstick, assless chaps, and Tracy Chapman's dickless napsack, coming up next, on "Whats Crackin' Hackensack?"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 385 views

  3. In space, no one can you scream. Similarly, no one can hear your farts. Therefore, silence is implied and your farts shall just be called deadly.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. You wouldn't be so cavalier about eating that baloney if you knew it's first name was Dick.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. The Mohawk were an Iroquoian-speaking indigenous people living and hunting in upstate New York and Vermont. The Mullet people invented the beer-cozy.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. Seeing your lady on the regs, great. Seeing her on the rags, not great, but I'll do it. On the rags on the regs? See a doctor!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. No! Use baby powder on your fanny, don't use your fanny to powder the baby!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. Download, upload, overload, get loaded, loaded baked potatoes... None of these are the type of load you blow, children.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. In the time it took me to write this catchphrase a million voices cried out at once and then were suddenly silenced.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. I don't mean to toot my own horn but I did fart on my trombone

    By Atypical,
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  11. I hate when I go to the bathroom and forget my iPhone. I feel like I let down all of the loyal followers of my slo-motion poop web series once again.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. I'll hold off on seeing the new Ghostbusters until Joey Lawrence weighs in with his take

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Yes, let's build a wall between the US and Mexico, and let's put one up around Joey Lawrence while we're at it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. The last time I went to Disneyland, they kicked me out for wearing my screen-accurate Donald Duck costume

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Jesus covered his eyes while I changed my clothes, but I think he was peeking thru his stigmata

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. I wasn't sure I'd be able to free myself when my penis got stuck in that crevasse, but I managed to pull it off

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. I'm a little unnerved by MTV - not that it affects me personally, in brief, I think this: punk rock was ruined by effective marketing,

    By Jon Onyx,
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  18. Jazz is all about the notes you don't play. The best jazz is when you literally don't play any notes at all.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. earwolf needs a complaints department because boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. I'm here from the Egg Board to talk to you about a slightly more credible, albeit entirely inedible, egg

    By Edward James Almost,
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  21. groucho marks the spot he intends to make impact upon leaping from the top floor

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. Nice to meet you, Barton. Mischa Jar Jar Binks

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Oscar the grouch came from a family of 5 grouches that lived in this one dumpster. This concludes our tour of famous dumpsters of the lower east side.

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. Since when did it become unacceptable to scream Death to False Metal to my own son as his school bus pulls away?

    By grandmaphiliac,
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  25. In space, no one can hear The Scream, by Edvard Munch. This is for a number of reasons,the least of which involves being in the silent vacuum of space

    By CaptPukeFish,
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