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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Darth Vader is my daddy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 159 views

  2. Cellino and Barnes, injury attorneys. 800-888-8888

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 195 views

  3. Yea well, why don’t you just “Van Gogh” back to where you came from, alright buddy? You’re freaking us out.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 177 views

  4. When I'm in da club, and I hear da beat drop, I rush straight home and kissa da Kulap.

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  5. At the butt crack, it's/ A little old place, where cheeks/ Can clap together

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Changing the lyrics from "Love Shack" to "Butt Crack" somehow makes that song more family friendly

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Find a penny, pick it up, now wash your hands, 'twas in my butt

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Hey girl, I see a cracked pelvis in your future... Don't get in the cab! It doesn't make it through the intersection in time! I DIDN'T ASK FOR THESE POWERS!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. The saying is true. I broke by friends dick and had to buy it. Whatcha gonna do?

    By Space jamming,
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  10. Foreskin and seven turds ago, these buttcheeks were divided.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. All this talk about anti-vax and not one word about Uncle Vax.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. Gimme a Philly cheesesteak with a drizzle of cheese that says "PFT4LIFE". Also, include a few batteries so I have something to throw during a sporting match.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. The Purge is coming up, I am gonna insider trade SO HARD

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. One Sock Cutter he cuts socks, Two Sock Cutters they cut socks, Three Sock Cutters they cut socks. 

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  15. You're thinking of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, the mongoose. I'M Frikki-Dikki-Daddy, the domgoose.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. I'm here to do two things: chew bubblegum and write the Entourage Turtle spinoff. And I'm all out of bubblegum OOOOH YEEEEAH.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  17. We're like the Joe Rogan podcast for soy boys and betas.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  18. Rockabye baby, in the tree top, did you do this, Steve? I'm calling the cops

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. I'm making the most of these Boston beans on toast and making the least of this foreskin full of yeast. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Presented by: the word of the day. The word of the day is: idiom. Used in a sentence: It's raining cats and dogs. Now weather.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 146 views

  21. The airplane I just flew in on had broken arm rests. So boy are my arms tired. Did I do that right?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 167 views

  22. My Hadron Collider is a grower, not a shower

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  23. Hello. My left testicle has been enlarged and in pain for about a week. Should I call the doctor?

    By Angry Trellis,
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  24. My frenemy's frenemy is my frfriend.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 157 views

  25. Goooaaat!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 190 views
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