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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. An invisible horse walks into a bar. The bartender says nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. An invisible priest walks into a bar, and the bartender doesn’t say anything.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. An iPhone an eye. A tooth-phone a tooth.

    By braznaavtrav,
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  4. An itchy scalp makes for a bitchy trout: Animal Planet is ready for the case.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. An itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout, out my shower head, and bit me on the face, causing a disfiguring necrosis which led to my nickname, “Vernon the Squash-Headed Freakshow Boy”. 

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. An octopus, but the squid was a lady.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  7. An off-duty perfume tester in a public restroom has shit to sniff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. An Officer and a Gentleman, a Cook, a Thief, his Wife and her Lover walk into a bar...

    By J-Roc,
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  9. An Oikos a day keeps the Stamos away

    By hamburkler,
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  10. An old man dying alone in a one bedroom apartment.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. An old naked man is just a man with clothes without clothes. He's probably cold.

    By Bigsmak,
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  12. An onion bagel, a large iced java; then out my butt comes molten lava!

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  13. An open can is not a metaphor.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  14. An optimist would say my pants are half on.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. An Optimus on the streets but A Prime in the Sheets...!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. An ordinary squirrel, an ordinary waist: Thankfully ordinary's just what we want today.

    By Frenchfries,   
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  17. An orgasm would be nice but an American flag covered in barbecue sauce would be even better.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  18. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so what can I get for 37 cents?

    By krundled,
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  19. An oversized tie-dye t-shirt with Bart Simpson passing you a blunt that says “I Can See Clearly Now My Brain Is Gone” is perfectly acceptable attire for casual Friday, I don’t understand why you’re firing me.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  20. An unwilling hero. An innocent victim. An intrepid reporter. A woman scorned. A struggling single father. A boy coming of age. A dog that almost dies

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. An upper decker is an act of pure force. To shit in the tank of someone's toilet instead of the bowl takes willpower and determination.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  22. Anachronistical cretin! We had lake trout take out before that stake out make out; we had cheese crust pastery puffs after that lust in the dust who

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Anagram her? Hydra whore link!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Anal beads made of acorns? Now that's an eco-friendly buttsex trend I can get BEHIND!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 386 views

  25. Anal cyst analysis: inconclusive

    By KrangkaDelic,
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