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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Where do I see myself in five years? Selling your ass out to the Robot Manhunters, human scum

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. I don't know if they're trees or lovers, but you work for me Mr. Greenberg

    By Dumb Cumpster,
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  3. My toilet is like my mullet, piss-ness in the front, bidet for my crack

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  4. ipso facto, I’m a dope lax bro

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  5. Mr. Dylan, this is the DMV. We’ll ask the hypotheticals here.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Sphincterius and Pissanthia Fucklestein Foundation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s profoundly distorted depth perception indicative of anterior ischemic optic neuropathy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. I came here to chew bubblegum and replace “What’s up, Hot Dog?” with this catchphrase—and I’m all out of bubblegum.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. All my ladies in the house say, “Ew, that’s gross”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. I love Apple the most! said Gwyeth Paltrow to Steve Jobs, Eve and that brown nose student

    By AlvaroMendez,
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  11. E is my favorite drug, TV Channel, letter, and is tied for my favorite Entourage character with Turtle, who is also my favorite type of Teenage Mutant Ninja

    By AlvaroMendez,
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  12. This is the church, here is the steeple, this is the show where we talk to interesting people.

    By SuperG3663,
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  13. We ask that all our guests keep your mask up unless you are actively eating... Scott’s ass.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. To answer your last question first; first things first, where does it end? And, lastly, that’s just for starters, which is my answer to your first question, and that’s final.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. There it lay alone on the stretch of pavement in front of the main entrance to the Baylor Building, steaming in the chill of dawn with all the kinetic anticipation that a turd could have for some unsuspecting Accountant's wingtips.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. Earwolf has terminated the noisy crows that were formerly employed here. They were fired for caws.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. If you were me and I was you then who'd be M. Emmet Walsh?

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Tragedy plus Time equals Trimgedy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. The theory behind Trickle Down Economics also explains why I, in the bottom bunk, used to wake up smelling of my brother's piss.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. An American Tail 3: Fievel Goes QAnon

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. If the earth is flat then explain to me how Yahoo Serious' career never took off outside of Australia.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. It’s a dog-eat-hotdog world.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Could it be, just like me you were recently tarred and feathered?

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Who knows why the caged bird sings? THE SHADOW KNOWS!

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. While Mommy’s away, Daddy will play MMORPGs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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