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  1. And the Oscar for Best Drama Comedy Crossover Reboot Screenplay goes to... Clint Eastwood for Leaving Las Vegas Vacation!

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. And the Oscar goes to Mike Judge and Stephen King for "Children of the Cornholio!"

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. And the rain fell on Earth for 40 days and 40 nights, and on the 41st day...splash fights!

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. And the Scotty for Best Aukerman in a Leading Role goes to... Jason Mantzoukas.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  5. And the Virgin Mary was filled with the Holy Spirit, and she bore a child. Coincidentally, “The Holy Spirit” was Joseph’s nickname for his goo.

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  6. And the winner is.....

    By Pat the Bunny,
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  7. And the winner of the 2018 Tiny Corn Contest is Iowa’s own Gloria Defensterkrumpf and her infinitesimal cob of Cargill Sunborn Yellow Ultrasweet!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. and then a lull settled...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. And then God said unto Abraham, "I'm bored, go Gallagher your kid on top of a mountain or whatever"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. And then I said baby, if you want it bigger you can pay for the surgery yourself... welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By pregnantwookie,   
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  11. And then I said, “Michigan?! Are you crazy? I haven’t even Miched once!” And that’s when I realized I was at the wrong funeral.

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  12. And then she called me an inattentive lover, or something.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. And then she divorced me just for singing “good riddance!” to the tune of the Hot Pocket jingle at her mother’s funeral.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. And then she turned the gun on herself. Anyway, enough about me, how are you?

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  15. And then, as if in answer, a huge elephant crashed through his window. "That's it! It's an omen!" exclaimed Joseph Merrick

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. And then, in 2016, brother fought sister in what was known as the Ghostbusters Civil War.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  17. And then, in a moment of existential dread, Stan Lee wondered if perhaps his entire life was nothing but a cameo appearance

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. And there on the mega screen before the gathered mass, what but a matinee showing of, cult classic, Chronicles of Shit-Dick.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  19. And there was laughter, and music, and dancing! Sorry about your grandma, tho.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  20. And there were no survivors; making it the worst Thursday night of my life!

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  21. And there, as I found myself on an alien world as it's red sun sat setting, I realized that the condemned man (cont.)

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  22. And there, majestically perched atop the old cathedral, tattered cape twisting in the wind, was Fartboob McPooface, inappropriately touching himself

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. And they were known forever after as “Flapping Jack and Miss Maple.”

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  24. And THIS is why a toilet-shaped tin is a bad idea for a mud mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. And THIS is why I worship Satan.

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