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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The camptown ladies sing this song, and hopefully they don’t sue me for copyright infringement

    By BradDer,
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  2. Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Swing straight ahead and monkey bars behind

    By BradDer,
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  3. Trees should wear LifeAlerts if they know no one will hear them fall

    By BradDer,
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  4. All saws are hand saws if you're cutting hands off with them.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. Today was toe day and tonight is toe night, don't forget to clip your nails!

    By oatmealmanman,
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  6. Today was toe day and tonight is toe night

    By oatmealmanman,
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  7. Hop on Pop?! Don't mind if i do!

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. Lovin' you is easy cause of all those Pheromones you are emitting, baby.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. I'm walking on sunshine whoa-oh-oh, and physicists have taken me to their lab for further testing.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. Rollerblading in the gravel parking lot at the Grateful Dead show gives me the trippy hippie skates.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  11. Too much caffeine at the Grateful Dead show gives me the hippy hippy shakes.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. that luber driver was a no-show

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Roses are red, violets are blue. Violets are also red too, that's why they're purple.

    By Sonny Prospect,
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  14. Hummus? I barely know "us"!

    By EricWeaver,
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  15. a candy colored clown they call the bang man tip-toes through my ears at least every monday

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Is that a male human sexual organ engorged with blood due to physiological stimuli in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Today we're going to paint some happy little trees, you cunts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. I already done dis

    By Max Power,
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  19. Charles Dickens would have been a terrible police officer.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  20. You say tomato! I say please kindly leave my fathers wake and tell us where you hid his ashes.

    By chadisanidiot7,
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  21. This town ain't big enough for the both of us, just another sad reality of post-gentrification life in today's America.

    By chadisanidiot7,
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  22. My sincerest apologies, Your Royal Highness, but we ARE playing for keeps, and your holographic Little Mermaid Pog DID land face up.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. Age is to beauty as bros are to which of the following: A) GI Joes, B) embryos, C) hos, or D) portfolios?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  24. a life of crime is substantially more erect than this life of mine

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. what do you get when you cross your chest with a splash of holy water? i don't know but it's climbing up your flying buttress

    By greazey_bob,
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