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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When I go to Queens, I have a good time!

    By sarahride,
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    • 815 views

  2. Umlimpen your wrist, Milenny: we're off to town to exchange some of that legal tender your father inherited for goods and services

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 408 views

  3. Hey, life: make your own goddamn lemonade

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 441 views

  4. Don't give me a bunch of your technological mumbo jumbo, just make my thingie go boop-boop again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 468 views

  5. Our cookie production is at an all-time high. Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak Peek Freans

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 425 views

  6. When you're a licensed machine drill operator, your job is always boring

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 430 views

  7. How about "Duller House"?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 546 views

  8. YOU fought in the Flame Wars?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 408 views

  9. Grandma blues got them glue shoes

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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    • 537 views

  10. The most common side effect is a temporary burning sensation; the second most common side effect is a permanent burning sensation.

    By CharlesBrower,
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    • 419 views

  11. How do I get my rocks off? Call a mattress-sized queen over for a romp on my queen-sized mattress.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 444 views

  12. Black people say catchphrases like this: "yo yo yo catchphrase" and white people say catchphrases like this: "hello this is a catchphrase"

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 547 views

  13. Why don't you take a flying leap year?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 485 views

  14. Today's catchphrase doesn't exist because I refuse to recognize February 29th. Take THAT Gregorian calendar!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 425 views

  15. And your pleasure knows no limits, your voice is like a meadowlark. But your B-hole's like an ocean, mysterious and dark.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 384 views

  16. Jurassic Park?! Not in my back yard!

    By FilthyPilgrim,
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    • 311 views

  17. A thumbs up or a thumbs sideways but not a thumbs down and probably definitely never TWO thumbs down.

    By Stumblemuffin,
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    • 472 views

  18. If you like wearing shoes in the shower, then you sure as shit shouldn't shower shoeless.

    By Stumblemuffin,
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    • 277 views

  19. C-word generating, well it-s finally come to that

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 540 views

  20. We've got your results back Princess, and I'm sorry but it's Super Herpes. Have you jumped on any turtles lately?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 428 views

  21. Message to all you green thumbs in the world. Wash your thumbs! They're filthy!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 384 views

  22. I prefer them because they see through all the bullshit. With squeegees and paraphernalia often odd

    By greazey_bob,
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  23. At least I got a shiny chrome dipstick handle.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 406 views

  24. I'm in my ideal audience, in the front row. Everybody else in the audience is preferrably just not even there.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
    • 1 reply
    • 485 views

  25. Three guys walk into a bar. They ended up drinking responsibly and shared a nice conversation, but lost touch with each other afterwards.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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    • 474 views
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