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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mmmmm, Mama made dump cakes.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Life Hack: pour maple syrup on your forearms and face and shirt and phone in order to save time trying to avoid this.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  3. I'm agreeable, amirite?

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  4. What did one popsicle-stick joke say to the other? There's nothing funny about grape.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  5. Lust is the lotion that keeps our love junk in motion.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. As a zoologist, I'm sure that frogs don't feed their tadpoles, let alone nurse them, but also that's one heck of a bra on that frog. ¡Ay chihuahua!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  7. There's a guy on the corner, dressed up as a sandwich, paid to dance around, because that sandwich shop wants you to know they sell sandwiches there.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  8. Just because I'm kissing your mouth does NOT mean you have consent to kiss me back.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  9. If dubstep be the food of love, no thanks.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  10. Good Night, Turkey Woman!

    By Doctor Milker,
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  11. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not your personal wife drowner.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. You know what they say, at the end of the day, we're basically all go asleep.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  13. It's an old take on a new classic six inch Serb sangwiches, like think cheese and but munch vegetables as well

    By greazey_bob,   
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  14. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right: B-B-B-B-BONER!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. I don't see nothing wrong with a little bumpy slime, it's just the stuff that forms on my upper lip after 27 oyster shooters, baby.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  16. Cocktail takes place in a universe where juggling bartenders rule the social scene.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  17. Never had to knock my wood, but I know someone who should and it's you, now criticize my erection.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  18. I just love to smoke sausages in my Dutch oven.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  19. I like my men like i like my money - paper thin and exchangable for goods and services

    By LaurenPredki,
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  20. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will apparently fear no prepositions.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  21. good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite you in the butt too hard

    By John_NoRelation_Wayne,
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  22. Wobba wobba wobba. Okay, three wobbas, you want fries with that?

    By JAMIII,
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  23. Yes, Quizno's has an in-house Pope, but your script still has SERIOUS 3rd act problems.

    By Wallet Inspector,
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  24. Now show me on your body exactly where the nice man touched your little dolly.

    By Lamprey,
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  25. Doctor, Scott Aukerman is on line 2. He wants to know if it's ok to call diarrhea "fartsauce" from now on.

    By Shampoodler,
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