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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A penny saved is a penny earned and thrown in the garbage because it's so much easier to just round up.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Blu-Ray was originally Glue-Ray but the DVDs kept sticking to everything

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Woman are from Mars, men are from Venus, and Wookies are from Kashyyyk. Thus ends another tutoring session, young Jedi.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Every handyman in Hollywood is stressed the fuck out. It must be pilot light season again.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Dumberto Eco, this guy: with the convoluted conspiracies

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. I am a human dildo my mistress do with me as you wish

    By SeanCain,
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  7. One fish, two fish, two in the red fish, one in the blue fish.

    By Yoda Has No Genitals,
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  8. No nape is safe from the neck romancer!

    By Toogs,
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  9. Quint is dead

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. I scream! You scream! We all scream for ice cream! THIS IS THE BEST CULT EVER!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Secretary of Treasury Jacob Lew

    By Fun Times,
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  12. What's up, downward dog? That's right, I'm into yoga now. May the force be with you.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  13. Stop! Or my mom will shoot heroin

    By Robert_Yune,
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  14. My suture's so ripe, I gotta wear Glade.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Heynongman! All joking a salad, it's been a while since my wife got a b-b-b-b-bonus-s-s-s-s.

    By QueefyDiapers2,
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  16. FIRST

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. No shit Sherlock. The bathroom is for paying customers only Mr. Holmes.

    By QueefyDiapers2,
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  18. We both say potato, because the pronunciation isn't apparent from the lyrics sheet

    By TheMeddler,
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  19. You know what they call the movie Casino in France? Quantum Of Casino. Weird, right?

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. mmmmm - buds, man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Who could forget that shocking twist in The Sixth Sense, when we realize Bruce Willis was bald the whole time.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Chapter 2: The Hole//The hole in the wall was built for the sole purpose of containing farts. A poster of a young Candice Bergen covered my secret.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. It took me 20 years to learn that the "Socratic Method" wasn't just jerking off into a gym sock.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  24. ghostbreasters

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. I've heard of when it rains, it pours...but Mario Van Peebles? What does he have to do with this?

    By RichieDoyle,
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