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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. First thing tomorrow morning, please, just sleep on it because, at the end of the day, it could be a new dawn of putting this thing to bed.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. I don't know how much more descriptive I can get: imagine the fuzzy stuff is human skin ... it's a fleshy pipe cleaner.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. The Sphincter’s Riddle: What goes in (the butt) four inches in the morning, two inches at noon, and three inches in the evening?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Life is a highway. I am a car on it. My name is Bumblebee. This is Transformers.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. When the moon hits your eye like an upland Canadian heath, that’s a moor, eh?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Dickbert and Colostima Turdknuckle Foundation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Some people call me the Space Cowboy, but I identify as the Space Cowthey.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Today’s topic for debate: Do farts smell like poop? We’ll hear both sides in a moment.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Hate to be a bummer but all those fireflies in Owl City's jar are definitely dead by now

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. A Whop Bop a Lou Bop, A Whop Bamboo but most people just call me Rudy.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. Your body is a wonderland. Deeply confusing. Full of drugs. Is that a caterpillar?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. My dog is a hero

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got / I’m still / I’m still Scotty from the block

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. We live in a world of James Bond villains with no James Bonds

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. Money, it's a load, I'm all right bro, keep your hands off of my Doge

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. You don't understand, I'm more complete as a Sith!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  17. Better start taping those pancakes together, we have to make camp before nightfall.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  18. King Kong ain’t got shit on some people, but he literally got shit on me when he took a shit on me and my dog. We nearly died.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. From this day forward, all shants shall be butt-flapped, all flaps shall be shant-butted, and all butts shall be flap-shanted.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. I like my cobbler like I like my cobbler—full of peaches and fixing my shoes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. The following is a public service announcement from Earwolf: we are saddened to announce that Scott Auckerman, long time host of Comedy Bang Bang, is a poopy poopy fart face.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. On today’s Increasingly Diminutive Things Considered, we’ve got a small businessperson, an even smaller businessperson, and the tiniest businessperson of all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Some people call me the Space Cowboy, but my birth certificate says otherwise.

    By MarkDowling,
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  24. Come for the disco, stay for the panic, just close the goddamn door

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Pinocchio's first poop must've been some kinda event

    By StopEatingBees,
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