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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Something’s a wittle wonky with my big ol’ steam donkey

    By Depressed Fairy Nightmare Boy,
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  2. Somethings up somethings down, I'm talking about my browns.

    By Qkombur,
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  3. somethingthing

    By Guest,
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  4. Sometimes a brand name becomes the generic term for a product. These facial tissues, for example, are more commonly known as Jizz Rags™

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar wetly protuding from your lover's turd canal.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, just don't ask why I'm smoking this dildo

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  7. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes, it’s a winky.

    By HowNowBrownPenis,
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  8. Sometimes all you need is hope. But mostly if that's all you've got, you're royally fucked mate.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Sometimes chips and dips are more important than chains and whips.

    By The_Magician_Position,
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  10. Sometimes coffee makes you smart, and sometimes it makes you fart, so never forget your latte art!

    By LesterPipps,
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  11. Sometimes dreams really do come true, like that one I had about taking a big dump onstage at a Stevie Wonder concert

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Sometimes I browse using Mozilla but I much prefer browsing the mozzarella section of my favourite cheese shop.

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 266 views

  13. Sometimes I eat a bag of dicks all day. Singing A-Yo Baby Let's Go!

    By heynongdeeprockman,
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  14. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. That's why I use L'oreal.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  15. Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to myself. But then you always ruin it by answering me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Sometimes I forget that Schindler's List and The Emoji Movie are two separate movies.

    By Schnickpot,
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  17. Sometimes I forget to wipe my butt

    By porplemontage,
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  18. Sometimes I get so horny I want to have sex.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Sometimes I get so scared that people will stop tweeting, then I open twitter and a great sense of relief washes over me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. sometimes i just wish i hadn't been born

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Sometimes I like to do the podcast in the nude, but all my guests have to sign NDAs so they can't tell anyone about it.

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  22. Sometimes I like to get really horny and then jerk off to completion.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Sometimes I look into the night sky and remember that I live in a planetarium.

    By bbcski,
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  24. Sometimes I look up at the stars and wonder.... "Do these celebrities know I'm hiding under their floorboards?"

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. sometimes i put my shoes on the wrong feet just to show my handler i can still control some aspects of my life

    By yodellingwalrus,
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