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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. How horrid to think one could sink to such a level!

    By Malcolm_Pfister,
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    • 359 views

  2. Half a dozen of one, Twenty of the Other.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 300 views

  3. Thurston Howell makes me thirst and howl, and Gilligan can get it again.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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    • 313 views

  4. I'm ON the case. And OFF the pill.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 226 views

  5. I like my coffee like I like my sexual partners: hot, moist, and ready to spill.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 242 views

  6. Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 252 views

  7. My mother's lover loves smothering others in butter

    By Belief_In_Queef,
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    • 491 views

  8. Crap. Crap! Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap! Crrraaappp! Dammit.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 237 views

  9. I tawt i taw a puddy tat I did I did see putty tat but it's not tat kind of tow

    By The Wolf,
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    • 312 views

  10. He ain't heavy, he's DiGiorno.

    By Malcolm_Pfister,
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    • 366 views

  11. When I tug my left ear, I'm thinking of Paul

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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    • 217 views

  12. My friends call me Zatarain's but you can call me Zaddy

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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    • 239 views

  13. A skank, a skunk, a monk, a mink: something smells monosyllabic

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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    • 200 views

  14. New and final catch phrase

    By Lucas1326657827,
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  15. And then she turned the gun on herself. Anyway, enough about me, how are you?

    By mckoustic,
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  16. Give me fuel, give me fire, give me a brand new tire. Also rotate them please.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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    • 275 views

  17. Judie Cat, more like Doodie Mat, which is what I call my flat toilet.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 245 views

  18. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fuck a fish and he will never be horny again.

    By Electric_ian,
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    • 339 views

  19. My ass is HUNGRY...toss me a salad!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 224 views

  20. Cake poppin' for the ladies.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 237 views

  21. I ALWAYS fart when I eat pussy.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 221 views

  22. Hate to catch ya' gotta scratch ya' crusty truck stop crotch crabs'll grab yer sack! EHHHH!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 218 views

  23. Grow the boner you know.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 248 views

  24. The albino rhino I know yells hello out his window when he drinks Bordeaux and does so-so taekwondo, I think the albino rhino is a wine-o. 

    By Alimony Tony,
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    • 334 views

  25. When life gives you the coronavirus, garnish it with a lime wedge.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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    • 329 views
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