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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My favorite game has always been squirting water into the clown's mouth but the folks at Cirque Du Soleil weren't super into it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Fly me to the moon and let me backside 180 heelflip into a fakie the moon landing.

    By Toast Bologn,
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  3. Converse with a person, the verse you’ve rehearsed, to curse the first and worse son. Coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. Brought to you by Muammar Gaddafi‘s Laffy-Taffy and Wacky Tobacky Shacky

    By ClintClunt,
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  5. I pay my fans lip service by oiling their dry earthworms and asking for more compliments please.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  6. I thought I was opening a can of tuna fish, but I was just self-administering an enima.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. Do you administer enemas? Or is it more of an insert situation?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  8. I thought I was dunking a donut in my morning latte, but turns out I was just dipping my butt in the breakroom coffee pot and saying, "Ouch, that's too hot."

    By LARDdischarge,
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  9. Hip hop ya don’t stop, the proof is in the pudding pop.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  10. Wildflower beds ain’t nothin’ to cut, Seth

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Casey Kasem coughed up cum. "Crap!" he said. "Casey's concocted a cold!" But everyone knew it was cum.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. If You Step On A Crack, You’ll Break Your Mother’s......Crack.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. what do you get if you listen to Conan? He's always on the mic bithcin' and groanin'. he was so funny for the nehettwork stage. but Its hard to make new friends at his age. SCOTT AUKERMAN IS FUNNIER.

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  14. What’s all that clatter? Just the splatter from my bladder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Gary Oldman: That's why I stopped! / Other guy: Stopped doing what?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. I improvise. Therefore, my loved ones are exceedingly patient when trying to get real information from me.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. One if by land, and cake if by the ocean.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  18. Ten bucks for a balloon animal is inflation gone wild.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  19. I always meet my friend at the dentist's office. We coincidentally coincide dentaly.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  20. It's go time, it's showtime, it's gonna make my colon explode time

    By yonigordon,
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  21. No one told me there’d be BEES in this beehive!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. A twisty tisk is risky business, but a squishy bisque is frisky, isn’t it?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Honey, I shrunk the SIDS. Well, I invented a shrink beam. Unfortunately, our child has succumb to Sudden Infant Death syndrome.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. Quantum look before you quantum leap.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  25. If you can't handle me at my bratwurst, then you don't deserve me at my bratbest.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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