New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Elderberry was her sugar berry until the marriage eventually soured.

   By Toast Bologn, February 5, 2020
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2. This is Casey Kasem, with a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by chronic crank yanking.

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3. I pledge allegiance to my dad.

   By Toast Bologn, February 5, 2020
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4. I am to poop what Colfax is to corn.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, February 5, 2020
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5. Like it or not, we’re all just hot meatbags.

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6. If kink shaming is your kink, wait til you hear what I do in the stink

   By ScrewYouZack, February 6, 2020
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7. Some Rum, Your Thumb, My Bum: Panama!

   By El Chico Malo, February 8, 2020
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8. My favorite Busta Rhymes song about the quarantine in China is "Wuhan, I Got You All In Check."

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9. win some, lose some, fuck some, marry some, kill some

   By ChiefBeefThief, February 6, 2020
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10. How many roads must a heynong man walk down before you can call him the Dink Dink Man?

    By Euripides’ Shorts, February 6, 2020
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11. Happy audio engineer's day! If you're currently recording music, a podcast, a radio show, or any other sounds, treat your self and feel free to get on mic at anytime!

    By Tyler (super cool accountant), February 6, 2020
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12. rhodes scholar, my ass

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis, February 6, 2020
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13. Who's your daddy, and what does he do for a living?

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis, February 6, 2020
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14. Shut up, MOM!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis, February 6, 2020
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15. That's too many onions!!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis, February 6, 2020
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16. Eat shit, muchachos! I'm the holy ravioli with the gilt-edged guarantee!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag, February 7, 2020
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17. Well, toss my salad and call me Caesar!

    By ZiggyStartup, February 7, 2020
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18. Son of a Beech tree

    By Granken, February 7, 2020
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19. Casey Kasem coughed up cum. "Crap!" he said. "Casey's contracted a cold!" But everyone knew it was cum.

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20. Contracted. Concocted. They're BOTH contrived.

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21. My horse hates me

    By Ambassador_AssEater, February 7, 2020
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22. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Penis

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23. Today's CBB fun factoid of the week: every day, the average human eats 365 cakebugs each year when they're sleep walking every month!

    By Tyler (super cool accountant), February 7, 2020
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24. Give it up for CBB!..... I can't heeeeeear you!!!.... Come on listeners, give it up for CBB!!!! ....... I can't heeeear youuuu!!! You there?

    By Tyler (super cool accountant), February 7, 2020
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25. My pyromaniac brother was the original Bernie bro.

    By CaptPukeFish, February 8, 2020
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