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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The SKA revival is coming and when it does you’ll pay for what you’ve done.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Don't judge me by the color of my skin flute

    By Turtleshark,
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  3. Sea turtles are like the turtles of the sea

    By ImAChuckster,
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  4. Colonel Sanders must be rolling in his gravy

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. The iceman cometh, but not before he's had his coffee

    By ImAChuckster,
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  6. When you think about it, cats are the Donald Trumps of the animal kingdom

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. When you think about it, Garfield is the Donald Trump of cats

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. hashtag cancel cats

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. Nowhere on the menu does it say the hot wings necessarily have to be from chickens. Cockroaches have wings too.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. You can take the beans of out burrito, but you can't take the burrito out of the foil when its still hot.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  11. When I poop my pants, it's like angels came down by way of a huge messy mudslide with a lot of partially digested food in there too.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. I don’t “troll” on social media. Unless you mean self con-trol.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Past the teeth and over the gums, look out Mary, the Lord is come

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Some Lord of the Lands who fancies himself a culinary artiste put salad in my ranch dressing.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. How down, Hamburger?

    By theschweeg,
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  16. It’s very important that you don’t interrupt me because I’m a grade-A asshole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Beard trimmer shorted out and I tripped a circuit. There’s unholy strength in these pubis follicles.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. No, not home! A bar! With scientologists!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. If Debbie did a double-decker Dallas dickin', how many Dallas dicks did Debbie double-deck?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was pie, my Chevy was pie and all my whiskey was pie, what just, loving God would do this?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. If George Carlin heard this show, he'd be shitting in his grave.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  22. Short through the heart and you're to blame: I won't date under 5 foot 8.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  23. When life gives you entrepreneurs, throw lemons, shade.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  24. Give me your weirdos, your freaks, your poor huddled asses.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  25. If it's not blue, you know what to do - cover it in mangoo.

    By NealB4Zod,
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