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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If George Carlin heard this show, he'd be shitting in his grave.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  2. Short through the heart and you're to blame: I won't date under 5 foot 8.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 339 views

  3. When life gives you entrepreneurs, throw lemons, shade.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 305 views

  4. Give me your weirdos, your freaks, your poor huddled asses.

    By NealB4Zod,
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    • 327 views

  5. If it's not blue, you know what to do - cover it in mangoo.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  6. Splitting further apart from our actual selves. Our perfectly edited sayings. Our brilliant comments and gorgeous tops. Our perfect, proper penises. Our voluptuous, venerable vaginas. Our wildest, wettest dreams becoming digital little realities.

    By AaronSinger,
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    • 294 views

  7. The password is "classword", but the CLASS WORD is 'password'.

    By AaronSinger,
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  8. The first laugh is always free.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  9. Stop doing weird things with food.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 159 views

  10. Once I left everything to Beaver. I’ll never make that mistake again.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. PFT : I don’t do Ice-T anymore because cultural appropriation is bad. ALSO PFT: I looove ‘Hamilton’!

    By tylersmith86,
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  12. Truth be told, I'd prefer a milkshake that kept all the boys the hell off my lawn

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Justice is blind and so am I. That’s why this room’s violently bright lighting does not bother me but it will drive a person with sight to insanity in a matter of minutes. This is how I win every case.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  14. Hey girl, are you Jesus? Because your father wanted me to give your whereabouts to the local authorities...by kissing you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Hey girl, are you an angel? Because I don't believe in you and neither does your father

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Sorry Ninja Turtles, I prefer my heroes in an entire shell

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. How come British people need the word “dogging”? What’s going on over there?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. There's nothing small about THIS pox, baby

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Opinions are like assholes, in that yours stinks

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Let them listen to Cake.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. If you play Dark Side of the Moon while watching Titanic, it totally sinks

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Guaranteed fresh or we'll suck yo dick!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. I’m horny but not like that.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. I hope the MCU eventually gets around to covering the epic Zetox-Klyntar war

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. When you think about it, Venom is just the Great Gazoo for the millennial generation

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 161 views
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