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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Exceptional edibles impel unintelligible mutterings of mendaciously suspicious veraciousness.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views

  2. Shake it like a pantaloon party

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 221 views

  3. You may have invented the lightbulb Mr Edison, but I ingested it

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  4. If woulds and coulds were shan'ts and can'ts, I'd walk on my hands and shit in my pants.

    By thepattiecakeman,
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  5. I'm so down from COVID-19 that my only T.P. is a Teeny Peen

    By FinishedTheInternet,
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  6. Hold the spaghetti, prepare the confetti, when out of the cake pops Chelsea Peretti!

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  7. You may find yourself in a blue house, and you may find yourself in a blue house, and you may ask yourself am I in a blue house?

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 261 views

  8. Eat me, baby

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  9. I call being pregnant “you’re welcome,” but that’s ‘cause I’m half Italian.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I’ll have the hot slaughtered meat on powdered wheat mixed with fungus. On second thought, just give me the hamburger.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  11. Grind it up! We’re goin’ to Beantown, baby!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. I have a hearing impairment and very much enjoy graffiti as an artform, so please, spray it, don't say it!

    By voichicoski,
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  13. Notice: the party in my pants has been cancelled due to my lack of pants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 227 views

  14. I’ll see your veracity and raise you one mendacity.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 222 views

  15. The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue, the tip of the tongue, the teeth, the lipth

    By LongTimeThirdTime,
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    • 224 views

  16. Na-na na-boo-boo; stick your head in doo-doo. Congratulations, you’re hired.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 218 views

  17. Nascar

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 256 views

  18. Here I sit

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 264 views

  19. Kiss me

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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    • 248 views

  20. Take Alpha Brain cognitive supplement pills just once a day and you could become as smart as Pete Holmes AND Joe Rogan.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 349 views

  21. “Do a little dance. Make a little fudge. Get down tonight.” So goes the anthem of the Keebler elves.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 252 views

  22. The last stage of all is plugs; sans comedy, sans bang, sans pants, sans everything.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 224 views

  23. In a word without pants… he alone holds the key to protecting deez nuts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 223 views

  24. There’s a party in my pants but my pants are on the roof.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 217 views

  25. George Lucas's Mucas Darth Maka Me Pukas

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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