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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just a person with a really weird dick?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Twinkle Twinkle little star, I keep urine in a jar

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 278 views

  3. Turn on, Tune in and Stop Gout

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 271 views

  4. Because she loves you, and you know that that is bad, because she's a bear and you are dinner to be had

    By rhysmakeswords,
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    • 278 views

  5. Maybe I’m an idiot or maybe they shouldn’t have named it the GARBAGE disposal!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 238 views

  6. Having a party for national orgasm day. Who's coming?

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 252 views

  7. I touchscreen every day, but it never touches back.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 243 views

  8. Loose stool stinks ships

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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    • 276 views

  9. Butter is just the poor man's golden fat spread.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 205 views

  10. Just the Tip is my favorite way to pay for restaurant meals.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 249 views

  11. "Yo quiero regular bell!", said Spanish Quasimodo.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 261 views

  12. Riddle me this: I'm diddled with piss.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 255 views

  13. I'll bet you dollars to donuts this economy moves toward a fried pastry-based currency

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 311 views

  14. I sent a coal fax to Colfax but all that came out was paper.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 308 views

  15. I dreamt of golden fountains dividing chocolate mountains. I saw them rushing, flushing down in waters underground.

    By Born2Bukkake,
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    • 212 views

  16. Here Today Gone Tomorrow, I'm In A New Book by Ronan Farrow

    By BeefCakeQueefSteak,
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    • 235 views

  17. Is there a comma in “drama llama mama”?

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 361 views

  18. Who's down, hamburger?

    By TheCoccyxKid,
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    • 366 views

  19. Like cholesterol, you're always in my heart.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 358 views

  20. No shoes, no shirt, no service. No pants, no socks, let’s rock!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 290 views

  21. Pants down, hands up. Doze nuts are under arrest!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 308 views

  22. There’s no business like no pants business.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 272 views

  23. Tip to clit nuts to butts, it's hip to be square

    By Chiefsackery,
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    • 209 views

  24. My neck, my back, lick my bible and do you have a moment to talk about Jesus?

    By GinosGooch,
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    • 324 views

  25. Sunday, Monday, Happy Days; Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days; Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, The weekend comes, but we stay inside because of social distancing.

    By GinosGooch,
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    • 300 views
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