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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I just thought of the perfect catchphrase that will definitely stick, this one isn't it, but this one is pretty good too.

    By AaronSinger,
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  2. Imagine if your butthole was on the back of your head.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Blood is thicker than water, but mud is thicker than both. Take off your shirt and lets wrestle!

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  4. it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man, who likes big butts, cannot lie

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  5. My right nipple is for my cat. My left nipple is for my priest. And right in the middle... That's where I keep my yeast.

    By NealB4Zod,
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  6. Frankenstein's Monster just got their PhD. What now, assholes?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. chuckle now, buckle later

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Don't you just hate when you try to deliver a baby and it turns out to be DiGiorno

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. The concept of hope, Gwyneth Paltrow's head, and a transmortal cat walk into a box

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. For 86 years I've tied you, but now, Shoe Laces, you've come back to extract your revenge!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  11. I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer at work today. I got fired, plus it sliced my dick off.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 161 views

  12. I’m A) theistic and B) a stupid old bitch.

    By Ass knows,
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  13. We all live in a yellow submarine with no bathroom so we all agreed Ringo will be our toilet.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. It's not technically cheating if you're in another zip code, and you're single, and she's one of those Fleshlights with a mustache

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my elephants. A few of the clowns are mine.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Eat my cheese, spazwad

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Managed to shove the Viper off my third-story balcony before he was able to vipe something called a “vindow.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 186 views

  18. I can't remember who sings Don't You Forget About Me, now I'm not even sure who I've failed

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. You miss 100% of the shots you don't drink

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Anything more than a handful is wasted unless you’re dating an octopus.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. I love rich people. Sometimes people can be a little too lean or fatty but a nice succulent rich person is delicious.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. They call me Mellow Yellow, but my legal name is Daryl.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Tickle my pickle but don’t twist the stem.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. I tried to schlick my schlong but it was full of schlerm.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 153 views

  25. You can blow your nose but you can’t blow your friends.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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