New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Well spit on my dick, it's free-handjob Nick!

   By the constant pardner, June 16, 2020
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2. Much like a sentient entree that gets pleasure from being eaten, I must say 'thank you for having me.'

   By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter, June 13, 2020
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3. Well shimmy up the Christmas Tree and call me Jeronimo Butler, we're doing non sequiturs!

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4. Bootlicker? I hardly boot know her!

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5. I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

   By LordBabyHat, June 15, 2020
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6. Kunta Kinte

   By Barelynudes, June 15, 2020
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7. Plant shawarmas! More than meat inside!

   By MisterOriginality, June 15, 2020
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8. Tricking karma with a dick cheese shawarma.

   By LARDdischarge, June 16, 2020
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9. Buttery duddery, the blubber-boy notary / focked up his Crock butter docs.

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10. Diddle me dis: my urine is piss.

    By LARDdischarge, June 15, 2020
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11. The chromium in the Czech Republic falls curiously in the “cold drinks” bucket.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, June 15, 2020
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12. Cut me in line to take my place and I'll cut off your nose and spit in your face

    By TheMoonsAJerk, June 15, 2020   

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13. The sailor and tailor got caught in the baler. Suffice it to say, they're dead.

    By LARDdischarge, June 15, 2020
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14. Give me a third of a meter massage or as they’d call it America a foot massage.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 15, 2020
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15. This is my hard hat, I wear it whenever I’m hard.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 15, 2020
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16. Remember those days of terror when nip scooping was all the rage.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 15, 2020
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17. I’ve got ice in my veins so I’m honestly wearing this condom mostly for warmth.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 15, 2020
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18. New catchphrase submission

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19. Stick a stethoscope in my butt and call me dr. Slut

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20. Don’t forget to tighten the balls on your septum ring before eating ass

    By dickcheesecake, June 15, 2020
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21. Before cumming Zack always says “release the Synder nut”

    By dickcheesecake, June 15, 2020
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22. My roommate never does the dishes

    By dickcheesecake, June 15, 2020
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23. You don’t need the Internet if you have DMT in a vape cartridge

    By dickcheesecake, June 15, 2020
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24. If god is dead that means the throne is up for grabs. Let’s get to sitting!

    By dickcheesecake, June 15, 2020
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25. If the dong is long please ring the gong

    By dickcheesecake, June 15, 2020
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