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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Romcom challenge: watch one and DON'T vomit in a condom, right ladies?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Fireside catchphrasers know not the split tongues and bejoweled latice cavaties of war, nor they the proximity of saying-seizures and the onset of 'th

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 454 views

  3. Im on your trail, said your pheramones

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Blueray for hollywood

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Island boners to you too, friend

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. If you don't know the difference between "diorama" and "diarrhea" your marks on that school project are going to suffer.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. My bum burns because we took turns taking tums!

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. I got James Caan in the can, Immanuel Kant on the lamb and you're bringing who on-set? Ramban, VanDamme, Adrian, Mickey Spillane and The Son of Sam?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Hooray! Light Savings' Time

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Option off this post-teen anus as 'Sold For All Time': you can't phase the greatness of this street groovy rhyme-

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Catch Henry Fonda: Poolside - this Fall! And don't tell Mom! Or Pa!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. In time you will call me 'master-of-the-house'.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Dec the halls with boughs of heynong, WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP

    By CanadianBangBang,
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  14. Hi, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang I'm Scott Aukerman...or am I?

    By SeanMcNamara,
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  15. All my boss talks about is profit this and profit that...which is weird because he's an atheist

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. When they say "those were the days" do you think they meant to say "those were the Dazed and Confused DVDs I've been looking for"?

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Sanders, Trump, and Clinton all agree: "We have never heard of Comedy Bang-Bang"

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. I have Ho-Ho (ho-ho). Bring nine cans of creamed corn to the Old Mill bridge at midnight. Your Xmas Ho-tacular hangs in the balance. And no funny stuf

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. I came, I saw, I Concord, New Hampshire

    By Smozi,
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  20. Play. Prey thee: play! Play lacrosse with Right Said Fred. >gulp!<

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Oh yeah? And what are you doing to do about it, Ho-Ho? Assimilate my mitochondrial DNA via horizontal gene transfer!? You just try it!! (ho-ho)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Straight outta Compton...you're gonna want to take the 105 West to the 110 North to the 101 North to Exit 7

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Porno for Pyros once said we'll make great pets, I say sign me up for potty training classes

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Frog legs may be big in France, but those reptile limbs make me do the icky-yucky dance

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. If you kill Tim Allen, you become Tim Allen.

    By allenpwilliams,
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