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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Disappointing dining experience defines the early afternoons' arc for both Sipowicz and Claude.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. I ain't no baby, baby. The only time you'll hear me "Wah-wah" is when I'm playin' some funky guitar licks with my new band: "The Babies".

    By chris the piss,
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  3. If my comedy ballbag were my comedy beanbag, I'd invite you to sit down on my sack of frowns..

    By chris the piss,
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  4. Sit down and shuttup, it's little Scotty's time to shine.

    By chris the piss,
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  5. Let kibble parsimony into your life, and watch as crude protein becomes your God.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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  6. Let kibble parsimony into your life, and watch as crude protein becomes your God.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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    • 489 views

  7. Star Wars reference

    By fredsolo,
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  8. The Stockings were hung by the chimney with care and to this date the murders remain unsolved.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. woah ninja, woah ninja, woah ninja; woah!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Bible-study Buddies shouldee never fuckee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. "Put it in my mail-box," said the woman in The Postman Always Rings Twice, with her mind.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 407 views

  12. The Teletubbies' smelly chubbys' belly jelly fell in Nellys' clubby.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Simple Simons' dimpled hymen's covered up with hair.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Rabbis' rib-eye revolt cues Kosher cow-tow to the golden idols' idle altar?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Jordan Maywood's Cathphrase Submissions of November 22nd / 2015

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Lady GaGa!?! More like: "Hey, Lady! You makin' ME GaGa!"

    By chris the piss,
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  17. I don't have much time. Anything I say after this doesn't. Just please send help.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 428 views

  18. It's tough being a dimbulb, amibrite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. That Reese sure does know how to butter a peanut! Ever since the days when Washingtons were first carved.

    By doucheydog,
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    • 510 views

  20. Welcome to Conspiracy Bang Bang, I'm your host Illuminati Scotty.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. I was blessed with snake arms, but cursed with worm legs.

    By piemanpie24,
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  22. "There's your cuplrit!" shouted the inspector, pointing a finger in our dog's face. But it didn't matter, nothing would bring back our mini cupcakes.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Bagels are the one true bread; spread the word, and the cream cheese!

    By CanadianBangBang,
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  24. When is a little boy with a sore throat not a little boy? When he's a metaphor. Welcome to Comedy Bag Balm.

    By doucheydog,
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    • 477 views

  25. No Woman No Cry? More like No Woman Yes Cry, Cry all night long, ammirite fellas???? Fellas?? Hello?

    By Pure Guava,
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