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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Once, off the hump of Brazil I saw the ocean so darkened with blood it was black, and the sun fading away over the lip at the sky - we had put in at F

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Who the hell told Tommy he could wear my dungarees.

    By DanC,
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  3. We'd like to apologize for things that were said on last weeks episode. Plugs is not one of our favorite features.

    By DanC,
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  4. My names Scott and I'm here to say I love Bang Bang in a Comedy way.

    By DanC,
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  5. No more syrup on my pancakes mommy.

    By DanC,
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  6. Whew, building this wall between the US and Mexico has made me hot and thirsty. Hey, Kool Aid!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. I'm sorry I had to literally shit all over your parade. Sincerely, Underdog

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Waitaminute, is he singing COMMITTEE Bang Bang?!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Get a move on, Billy -- those bull testicles aren't going to shave themselves

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. You'll be relieved to know that this horsemeat is 100% organic

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. "Soup?" her California mystic asked. "It's quite delicious."

    By ShaiVardi,
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  12. Dog turd? How absurd, if cut this in three, would you like a third?

    By ProfessorCockington,
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  13. Before I go to bed, I always make sure to sheet myself.

    By theoren_1,
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  14. Grab your bicycle, Bicycle Andy, there's trouble a-brewin' at the bicycle factory!

    By theoren_1,
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  15. The only points I'll be making on THIS podcast are toast points!

    By theoren_1,
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  16. You're not my real dad, and neither am I! I guess we'll never truly know whose line it was anyway.

    By doucheydog,
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  17. Tony Shalhoub called

    By TimCousins,
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  18. Objection, Your Honor! According to earlier testimony by this same informer, my client did NOT licky boom-boom down.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. I'm boycotting Minute Rice until they change their misleading name to the more honest Five Minute Rice.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. This meta-tale manuscript of yours is on the edge of STORY, Lady Gaga - Gobo, Hobo & Grampchamp Publishing is behind it ninety hundred percent.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Like most men on the go, I appreciate a DEET-filled bug repellent on my tush.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Celestial objects born of eternal fusion bend space & time in an ever-expanding universe & you wanna talk about our crippling debt? Set priorities.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. World Hashtag War 1 began with the assassination of Archduke Ampersand.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Hey scumbag corporate sponsors! Cough up a phone with a decent sized screen so I can read these fucking things!!! at least a monocle ... something!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Sure, Spencer is for hire, and Magnum's rates are reasonable, but you get double the dick with Simon and Simon.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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