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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Father?", "Yes. son?", "I'm gonna bill you ... Mother? I'm gonna duck you Momma - all night long, on account of me billing Dad, it'd just be awkward.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Welcome to Comedy Bon-Bon, today's flavor of the day is Peppermint Bang-Bang!

    By doucheydog,   
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    • 486 views

  3. Ok Cupid, find me someone stupid.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. I'm going off the rails on a Frasier Crane.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Well, so much for that.. Here's some Comedy Bang Bang instead!

    By doucheydog,   
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  6. In the immortal words of Gary Coleman, wow, I have not made good decisions.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Let's be careful about how we explain this to grandma.

    By TheWorthog,
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  8. Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the back it's mostly shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. I was in a hotel when someone yells, "fire!" And I was like, "HEY! NO SPOILERS!"

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, trees, and those who have a rare condition...

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  11. As Jim Morrison’s mom used to say to him, “Hey, once you’re finished opening up the doors of perception, how about you crack open the garbage can...

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  12. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I could stand here all day and give you a list of reasons why my client isn’t...

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  13. SOMEBODY CATCH THAT MOUSE!!!

    By piemanpie24,
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  14. I bought a Banksy, real expensive banksy, to keep all of my cashy in

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Sorry homeopaths, you can’t dilute a lobotomy

    By CanadianBangBang,
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  16. When I was your age whole foods meant bagels and donuts!

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. I must confess I dress with zest to impress the breasts but once I caress I slide back into mess.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Me so Hornsby me Bruce you long time.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. A glockenspiel is a glock you shouldn't conceal because, hey, music is for the people.

    By Thomas Fiddlesticks,
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  20. Please excuse the sordid aforementioned.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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  21. The last time a cup had so many people in disgust it had 2 girls involved.

    By Atypical,
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  22. I'm as serious as a fart attack. And an attack of farts is *very* serious.

    By TheWorthog,
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  23. Macklemore, Michael Moore. Coincidence?

    By TheWorthog,
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  24. When I think of what song best describes me as a person, I have to go with "Hollaback Girl". I AIN'T no hollaback girl.

    By TheWorthog,
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    • 469 views

  25. Hey Nov Man

    By DonnyVegas,
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