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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My screenplay combines the action of a war movie with the fantasy of space travel and features monks with laser swords. I call it "Porky's 4".

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. 'Tis I, Gulpanog, upon a plug I sit! A butt-plug, that is. That would have been a palindrome except for the last part, but I love a good plugged butt

    By AdamJ.Strawbridge,
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  3. Hey there folks, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, if you hate the weekly catchphrases, you're in luck because I decided to stop doing them!

    By IanNewton,
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  4. It's pronounced new-FUN-land, and there they grow corn aplenty just for you, you specious little corn-o-phile.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. kharmady, no - camaraderie NO, cuminy, shit no! calmedy, cum in d, crammery, coin melee, khaaaan!!! oh me ... tip of my fucking tongue!!! bang bang

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. This episode brought to you by Shiver Me Tinders! Finally, a casual sex app for 18th century pirates.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Rotten shot, Hottentot - I fear my debtor so my aim is much better

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Cosby just misheard the word 'consent': he misheard it with his nose.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. A bird in the hand is better than two in my bush - I'm full up down there!

    By Smozi,
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  10. Formulaic structure likes to fuck, sure! But its' offspring is similar to that which is similar

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Question of the Day is here to stay! It highlights and enthralls; it serves as a positive energy source - to all!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Her fleshy cowl doth make me scowl, its' yeasty tang reminiscent of Krang.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. What's up, shot dog (Old Yeller)?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. There may be snow on the rooftop, but there are dildoes in the back door

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Had I known this was a USED moustache comb, madam, I would never have agreed to your terms!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 430 views

  16. A devastating tragedy struck Rio de Janeiro today, when beloved anthropomorphic race car Herbie went, quote, "bananas" during the Brazil Grand Primeo

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Osama? He gang bang. Obama? He's Kang's thang. Nowata? They slang wang.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  18. I'm Pro Football Hall of Famer and star of The Naked Gun O.J. Simpson, Ask Me Anything!

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. We got the beat, we got the beat, we got the beat.....HASHEEM Thabeet that is, we just signed him to a 10-day contract.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  20. Smother marcmaronaroni in cat ranch dressing for a dull pasta treat.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 648 views

  21. Pixar announces "Finding Dory". I haven't even seen Finding Neemo yet. What the fuck did Dory do to Neemo?

    By NicholasSchleder,
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    • 650 views

  22. I'm sorry Janet, I just can't handle circuses! They're too in-tents!

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  23. Let's talk about 'let's talk about sex' - could've been a better song, I thought.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. George R.R. Martin please stop your fartin' we're all just trying to sleep.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Move along, chum dog, and take your corn with you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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