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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every acceptable executive exemplifies excrement exactly, while only certain crudely coined comics can codify creation compactly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Brian Dennehys' jambalaya sits uneasily on the foundation of vodka and uncertainty that had previously been your stomachs' only tennants.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Dont go! Dont go! Or the horrible people will take over the show!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Hey what's up, what's up with whats?

    By NeftaliJacobMartinez,
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  5. Noël Coward dies a thousand deaths, the Atlanta Braves but one.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. They say if you love something, set it free... but they'll probably tell the police about how long you had them prisoner in your basement.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. I make mad stacks, working at the House of Pancakes, yo.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. Elvis was a hero to most . And you better believe he meant the same to me.

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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  9. Kneel, pat dick, harass.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. If you are Canadian take off your earbuds now...OK America Freedom Fighters, initiate Operation FEARWOLF

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Girlfriend in a broma? Snap her out of it by shedding all your male associates.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Hip-quip tip: stay meta!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. All I do is rhyme. All I do is rhyme. All day, e'ry day, all I do is rhyme.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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  14. My great-grandfather invented the t-shirt and all I got was this lousy genetic predisposition to alcoholism.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. It's beginning to look a lot like Mauve Nov, but ANYBODY can rhyme colors and months when mispronounced. YEAH WEIRDO

    By CanadianBangBang,
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  16. We are all on day closer to death. One day further from birth. One day further from the time your father was balls deep inside your mother without pro

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. Looks like there's about a thousand wrinkles in your plan to become a Seventeen cover model, grandma

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  18. The Dutch word for doorknob is titties so you can understand my initial confusion.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. My greatest rival is myself... And stairs. I hate walking up stairs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. Yellow, Brown, Dijon, Honey... If you must turd, make sure it's mustard!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. Call in the cheeseburger brigade! And bring forth the bacon squadron for support! The time for lunch hath come!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. My fire-type Pokémon can beat your ice-type Pokémon! All the kids from the late nineties know what I'm talking about!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Quick! I need three of my friends to say "Aaaaaaay!" Can you get three of your friends to say "Aaaaaaay!"? I swear, it's not a Fonzie scheme.

    By BenBenAry,
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  24. tonight, on a very special comedy bang bang -- scotty makes some new friends from the wrong side of the podtracks, and ends up giving out hammer...

    By ieatpants,
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  25. HARK! Yonder scoundrels scoff at the Lord and deny Goody Prudence her hard-earned sustenance.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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