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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. At this juncture, I felt compelled to slap my good friend, Sherlock Holmes, about the face, crying, "Your mother's elementary!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 642 views

  2. It was the best of Blarts, it was the worst of Blarts

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 497 views

  3. Now Grindr, THAT'S funny!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 507 views

  4. It's amusing to watch Back To The Future Part II today and think about how no one shaved their pubes back then.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 425 views

  5. Go big or go back to your house

    By NathanielJarradHernandez,
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    • 400 views

  6. Saying you want sock puppets is different than saying you want TO sock puppets.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 514 views

  7. The sight of a 400 lb walrus is arousing to other walruses.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 423 views

  8. Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly on the thumbs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 483 views

  9. You snack my butt, I smack your butt. Justice is balance.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 577 views

  10. Stuck for a name?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 424 views

  11. I abhor El Amor: those nectared booties be full of cooties

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 474 views

  12. Nong shall pass!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 390 views

  13. God don't bless these scary gentlemen - they're obvious creeps

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 385 views

  14. The Rebel of April Fools Voblex'd the Shampoodler's dog: Beauregard

    By CanadianBangBang,
    • 1 reply
    • 548 views

  15. "Before & After" is my favorite category on Wheel of Fortune because I'm incapable of living in the moment and it's ruining my life

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 496 views

  16. I was raised a fighter, mama taught me not to bleed. Now I'm a catchphrase writer with a thousand mouths to feed

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 462 views

  17. I refuse to take part in a moment of silence because I don't think that's what our vets fought for. I do a moment of slamming shots and banging chicks

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 575 views

  18. Trigger warning! If you offend me I'll shoot you.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
    • 0 replies
    • 481 views

  19. Fuck Marry Kill: The OJ Simpson Story

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 586 views

  20. This calls for moister towelettes.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 436 views

  21. boo hoo! boo hoo! I'm telling my therapist on you

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 449 views

  22. this boobs-hound marks his territory by scenting the mammary mountains with his own pee. it's ruff ruff ruff I tells ya.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 445 views

  23. Who would Jesus do?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 435 views

  24. Robot Catchphrase #00101010: Fart Noise

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 472 views

  25. Before Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper; There was Burger King, Home of the Whopper

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 449 views
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