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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Flirt me, squirt me, baby don't hurt me

    By DanC,
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    • 617 views

  2. Glaucoma: the eyes have it

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 408 views

  3. They say you can get lucky in Kentucky, but you can get murdered in Chicago.

    By Thomas Fiddlesticks,
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    • 611 views

  4. Anybody else super turned on by the 1939 Wicked Witch of the West?

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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    • 612 views

  5. It was in the late afternoon when I happened upon the stomach, lying in the tall weeds.

    By tittylitter,
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  6. Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. Those toves sure did gyre and gimble. Man I miss hanging out in that wabe.

    By tittylitter,
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    • 525 views

  7. Avert your eyes and approach the turd chamber with respect.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Contrary to popular belief, life rarely gives out lemons; can anybody tell me how to make lemonade out of a kick to the balls?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Perchance to dream of fish and chips madeth of blimey doth say you wot wot mate. Ahhh, Shakespeare. He wrote good.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 502 views

  10. Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian to Laytee, just delivered the bomb. The H

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 633 views

  11. Dat fallopium tube be smokin', yo.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 520 views

  12. parisidy bang bang. tout soon?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 571 views

  13. A penny saved is a penny earned. But a peeny shaved is a peeny burned.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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    • 556 views

  14. Welcome to dromedary bling bling, the show about camels and their tasty shine.

    By theoren_1,
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    • 505 views

  15. One, two, buckle my shoe, three, four, purchase modern footwear.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 392 views

  16. Ok Mr. DeNiro, in this scene you are extremely constipated, but you still have to compete in the dance-off. Annnnd action!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 363 views

  17. I can't fathom it- my fathometer is broken! Hold on, I know I've got a can of 'suss' here somewhere.

    By doucheydog,
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  18. In trying times like these, we must remember what we're supposed to remember in trying times like these. Seriously, I forgot.

    By doucheydog,
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    • 384 views

  19. So's far as I'm concerned, N-S-F-W means "Not so fast, WEIRDO!".

    By doucheydog,
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  20. Now featuring gratuitous on-screen sex scenes and much larger explosions! 20% more 'Bang! Bang!' for your buck buck!

    By doucheydog,
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    • 376 views

  21. If you stay in school, study hard, learn to successfully pull off a bank robbery and kill off all your accomplices, you can get pretty far in life.

    By RoryTheOkay,
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    • 404 views

  22. If it's a crime in this society to be forty pounds overweight while committing wire fraud then yes, call me a criminal.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 390 views

  23. No one said life was renaissance fair, ye olde crybaby.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 395 views

  24. Throw your towels over your owls, kids...it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. PARDON, please, the aforementioned falsely-foisted fifth dimension, and though we're lacking several henchman, I threw out your passport.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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