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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If Donkey Kong did nothing wrong - then why do I have to wear this thong?

    By Mr. Direction,
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  2. Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 227 views

  3. Dear Diary, where the hell were you during my divorce?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  4. Release the Cracken for pussy snackin'.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  5. It's days like these that call for loose fitting tees. Am I right, working Mommies?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  6. Make like a human being and poop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. There’s a special place in hell for those that make early reservations.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  8. Well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a word word word in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Welcome to Comedy Bang. Regretfully, we had to let Bang number two go because he was humping the microphone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 261 views

  10. Is the frenemy of my enemy my friendemy?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. One for the money, two for the show, but “three-peat” is a clumsy sportmanteau.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  12. If at first you don’t suck seed, try the barbecue flavor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. It's Judy's duty to grease that booty with cruelty-free patchouli. Wait till you see what she does to your boobies.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. Modern plastic surgery being what it is, I don’t know a single man or woman who wouldn’t look better with a nice pair of gazongas. It’s time to level the playing field.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. "Raining cats and dogs" seems to imply they're liquefied, "hailing cats and dogs" would make a lot more sense.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. I can make a farting noise with my butt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Once you see how the hotdogs get made, you won’t be hungry for at least an hour.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Yea, lone cheddar sausage / Rolling in convenience store dog spinner, / Ye and I / Are more alike than we are different.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves my snot

    By TheMoonsAJerk,
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  20. A dollop of daisy a day defines a defunct and disastrous dependency on daily dairy in your diet you daft dullard.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  21. It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s The Great Pyramid Scheme.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  22. Give me your meat boys and fill my holes, I want to get lost in your cock and balls

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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  23. Lo and behold, low & B hold is how you start this combo.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Anti-comedy ain’t funny. You know what’s funny? A sideways butt with googly eyes making fart noises. That’s funny.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of ass and bubblegum, so it seems I’ve painted myself into something of an existential corner.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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