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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Snoop Dogg rubs the lotion on his skin because he don't love the hose

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Handsome Boy!

    By MaxuPichu,
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  3. Better to be a peeking Tom than a peaking duck

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 317 views

  4. Ladies put your hands in the air if you wanna dance! Fellas put your hands in the air if your city has a major unfunded pension liability!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Look at Zsa Zsa Gaborscht-Belt over here.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Tickle my pickle with a hammer and sickle. This is a haiku.

    By ShrinkRayHut,
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  7. Long time listener, first time poster - don't leave a ring, please use a coaster.

    By ShrinkRayHut,
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  8. This is quite a sexual catchphrase.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. In today’s episode, my guest lays out her three-phase plan for lasting peace between Particle Man and Person Man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Before we ask ourselves “What’s up, hot dog?”, we must answer the question “What IS hot dog?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Let me be forthright with you—if you take four rights, it’s the same as just going straight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Gynecologists are docs who never think outside the box

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I don't practice Santeria, because I'm already great at it.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. How do you poo the doo-doo that you poo so well

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. If yesterday is history, and tomorrow is a mystery, today is the taint of human existence

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Only 33rd degree Water Buffaloes are privy to the existence of the Great Gazoo

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. When you're climbing up a ladder, And you feel something splatter, Onomatopoeia

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Who the hell decided to put pictures of delicious food everywhere.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. You may be a brahmin but if you don’t shut your mouth you’re about to become a part of a different cast system.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Ring and Ringu fans alike, I have to admit; I'm the one who threw that girl down the...

    By Pound Foolish,
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  21. Actually face place dot com is a popular line of skinn care produts. No i'm not embarressed. I havent had skinn on my face since the bbq. Its you skinheads that should be embarrassed!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  22. Hey! Quit jammin' on that clam I'm slammin'!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  23. Why do english guys call eachother "bloke"? Gross sounding word, right? Its like if americans would call eachother "choad". Also dont actually go to face place dot com. I have know idea what it is.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  24. Todays show is brought to you by the cult of faceplace.com! Where's the place for the helpfull hardware folks, and hip young softwear blokes, who like to groan at old jokes and share skunky smokes. Its faceplace! .com!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  25. I used to laugh whenever breasts were called “chesticles,” but I laugh no more. Not since my dad died of chesticular cancer.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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