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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If a tree picks itself up off the ground, does anyone hear it make a sound? Fuck no, that tree ain't a punk, it has a family, it's working its ass off to make those duckets and doesn't have time to whine like a little bitch sapling. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  2. One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one comedian or another.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  3. Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Empirically, I have proven this to be false because I have not turned into a sheep.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  4. Plato said you can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. What I've learned from that is people who do comedy actually age must faster like dogs, but they live a more joyful life and bring more joy to others.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  5. If bananas need a hammock what do peaches need?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  6. Lin-Manuel was playing wheelbarrow with your mom -

    By ClitoralGlitz,
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  7. Thick Dicks Sink Ships

    By El Chico Malo,
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  8. So simple, even an idiot can listen to it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Don’t go to bed with a frown. Seek immediate vengeance.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  10. Quality ingredients, better dildos.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Over the lips and past the gums to grandmother’s house we go.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Make Star Love. Not Star War.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  13. Please, no politics at the dinner table. Save it for the situation room.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  14. My wife thinks I’m some kind of joke, just because I’m a chicken who works as a crossing guard.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Sea turtles seem like lazy parents. A beach is not a babysitter.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  16. His bark may be worse than his bite, but he is a tree and the biting is still a great concern.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  17. I’m not going to sugar-coat it: these candy apples are terrible.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. A skunk a day keeps the doctor away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. If you don't want to learn Roman numerals, it's your Roman funerals

    By TheMeddler,
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  20. Just because you are a jerk off doesn’t mean you could beat me in a jerk off.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. But that, my dear Watson, is just the tip of the iceberg’s penis.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. And THIS is why a toilet-shaped tin is a bad idea for a mud mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Just because YOU’RE not drunk at 7AM doesn’t mean other people can’t be, DAD!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. As the eunuch remarked when the voyage embarked, “It’s easier said than done.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. If someone around here asks you to shoot craps, make sure they're talking about the dice game first.

    By Robert_Yune,
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