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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When you knock on wood, you fist bump everyone that piece of wood has ever knocked with

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  2. Ho Ho Ho before Bro Bro Bro

    By normuss,
    • 0 replies
    • 216 views

  3. Who's got eight thumbs and will become my greatest creation that the heavens should weep for it's glory? This guy!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 188 views

  4. Who's got four thumbs and is the best hand surgeon in the world? This guy!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 183 views

  5. You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you have to ask nicely to pick your friends nose. So, can I? Can I?! Pwetty, pwetty pwease?!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 171 views

  6. Is this where I can post if I'm not confident enough for Twitter?

    By Pound Foolish,
    • 1 reply
    • 199 views

  7. This forum is like twitter for people who will never accomplish anything. So, exactly like twitter

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 177 views

  8. On second thought they might not be giants after all

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 168 views

  9. Your erect penis is a mighty fine treasure, Captain, but I was hoping to see your “bone oar.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 235 views

  10. There can be no good without evil, no light without darkness, no diggity without doubt

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 185 views

  11. Snoop Dogg rubs the lotion on his skin because he don't love the hose

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 174 views

  12. Handsome Boy!

    By MaxuPichu,
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    • 333 views

  13. Better to be a peeking Tom than a peaking duck

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
    • 1 reply
    • 317 views

  14. Ladies put your hands in the air if you wanna dance! Fellas put your hands in the air if your city has a major unfunded pension liability!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 176 views

  15. Look at Zsa Zsa Gaborscht-Belt over here.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 173 views

  16. Tickle my pickle with a hammer and sickle. This is a haiku.

    By ShrinkRayHut,
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    • 130 views

  17. Long time listener, first time poster - don't leave a ring, please use a coaster.

    By ShrinkRayHut,
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    • 119 views

  18. This is quite a sexual catchphrase.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 162 views

  19. In today’s episode, my guest lays out her three-phase plan for lasting peace between Particle Man and Person Man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 246 views

  20. Before we ask ourselves “What’s up, hot dog?”, we must answer the question “What IS hot dog?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 244 views

  21. Let me be forthright with you—if you take four rights, it’s the same as just going straight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 228 views

  22. Gynecologists are docs who never think outside the box

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 138 views

  23. I don't practice Santeria, because I'm already great at it.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 160 views

  24. Only 33rd degree Water Buffaloes are privy to the existence of the Great Gazoo

    By Turtleshark,
    • 1 reply
    • 196 views

  25. How do you poo the doo-doo that you poo so well

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 151 views
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