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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As a wise man once said to me....

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. As a wise man once said: "All I want to do is hoodrat shit with my friends"

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  3. As a wise man once said: don't listen to that other wise man over there, listen only to me.

    By Lamprey,
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  4. As a wise man once told me, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, lick on these nuts and here’s some myrrh

    By SanHolo,
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  5. As a zoologist, I'm sure that frogs don't feed their tadpoles, let alone nurse them, but also that's one heck of a bra on that frog. ¡Ay chihuahua!

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  6. As Abraham Lincoln once said "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."

    By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg,
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  7. As Aladdin looked at the initials W.W.J.D on his wrist, he knew the next best thing would be to wish for more fishes.

    By boardsandrec.com,
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  8. As Albert Einstein once said, do or do not; there is no try

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. As Albert Einstein once said: “Elsa? Where the hell are my pants!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. As always I'd like to remind you that fans of the movie TROY are not welcome here unless they brought a yummy plate of mongolian cookies of course.

    By fredsolo,   
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  11. As always I'd like to remind you that mirros don't break but your sense of self-respect does.

    By fredsolo,
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  12. As always, Doug Benson is a shithead.

    By JesseDangusAmar,
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  13. As always, help control the pet population. Wrap it up.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. As an adult, it’s very difficult to find a non-sexual tickling partner.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. As an avid Australian I disagree with everything you're saying and request a palaver with your eldest dog

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. as an ethical catchphrase enthusiast i practice catch-and-release phrasing

    By Smozi,
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  17. As an uneducated analingus enthusiast, I always find myself craving Aspergers. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  18. As Batman drives a batsmobile, so must Gary Oldman drive an oldsmobile

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. As black & yellow as a bee, Earwolf's website stares out at me. Pondering catchphrase 'till morning comes, resisting urges to murder bums.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. As both Billy Joel and Cathy would say, "Workin' too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

    By ratingsjedi,
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  21. As brevity is the soul of wit, I'll wear briefs.

    By BruceLeeStewart,   
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  22. As campaign slogans go it's not the best but god damn it if "Fuck Me Freely Frederick Forsyth" isn't a great name for a second album.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. As Churchill said, “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be disgusted by my behavior at this child’s party."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. As Commander Riker dangled by his underwear from the flagpole, he truly couldn't believe it. He had been hoisted by his own Picard.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. As Cornwall's army advanced on Memphis, he realized that it was the wrong Memphis--Egypt, not Tennessee. Damn you, Google Maps.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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