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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I think the sign is perfectly clear: “CDs, Nuts for Sale.” What’s not to understand?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Chuck E. Cheese memoir: / Swarming hordes of farting kids / Stole my Skee-Ball tix.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 229 views

  3. I did it all for the Nookie so you could eat my cookie

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  4. Being a chick magnet is fun until you work with another chick magnet and you magnetically repel each other.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. M. Night We're Gonna Party Like It's Shyamalanty-nine!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  6. Beans beans they’re good for your heart the more you eat the better it is for your heart.

    By Space jamming,
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  7. See you later, alligator! In a winkle, tinkle dinkle!

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  8. What's up Ninja Turtle?

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  9. Don't roll the dice on sharing a hat, cuz I have lice and you don't want that

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  10. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek. Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  11. Oh my, I do say, this is masterfully written. I don't lie, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  12. Don’t be a stick in the mud, be a log in a bog.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  13. Always be prepared. Travel with the “Best of Cher” and always be prepared.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  14. The best is yet to come. Not saying your second best. But you just came, and I have not.

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  15. I’m a scat man. And by “scat” I mean animal feces. Skibbity be bop dip dap. I love shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Misery loves Company and Carrie loves Sweeney Todd.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  17. Let's raise the roof and lower the minimum wage!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  18. If all these lawsuits were three-piece suits I'd stop getting sued for indecent exposure

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  19. If at first you don't succeed, put new socks upon your feet. But if at twice you fail once more, rub your dick against a door.

    By the constant pardner,
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  20. Prepare to have your funny-bones ticked, your knees slapped and while you’re distracted your left kidney removed and sold for a profit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. You make me sick. Not the fun sick where you lay in bed eating soup and watching Cheers, the bad sick, where you have diarrhea so stinky your wife leaves you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Fart not, lest ye get mud butt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. A wise man once said: “the best defense is a good offense.” And then he conked me on the noggin.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  24. I put an “about the author” page in my autobiography because fuck you!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with his terrible terrible words.

    By MisterOriginality,
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