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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The police busted a nut; it was a cashew.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. I wrote a poop joke I thought was solid but then it ran on a lot.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. Opinions are like assholes. But how do assholes feel about being compared to opinions? I don't know the answer myself, but Vincent Gallo might.

    By The Satire So-Sigh-Yetti,
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  4. She gets elevator eyes and then invites him ‘twixt her thighs when he sings “Bette Davis Eyes.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Badda Bing Badda Boom, I've Been Slimy Since the Womb

    By Tardy Prospector,
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  6. It’s all fun and games until someone busts nurt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I'd be more into Yoga, if Yoga were more into me. And if I were more into It, I'd be flexible AF.

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  8. Ben bit Benny in a Boise Benihana, but he didn’t bite the bento box because he didn’t wanna.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Doctor doctor, give me the news. Huey Lewis done kidnapped them fools.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. A poem about lovers and Crispin Glovers, Ah to heck wi' this, let's sue Zemeckidis

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Kareem can dream but can cream collect steam?

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. It's impolite to let imps alight on this flight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. I'm shaking my money maker, and by money maker I mean this empty coffee cup. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Hark, what lightsabre through yonder window breaks? It is the Ewoks and Yoda is the sun.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. The person who asked, “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” has a fundamental misunderstanding of what clapping is.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. David Fincher? I hardly know her! What’s this now? You’re telling me David is a man’s name?!?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. My only regret is not fixing a lifetime of errors and poor decisions

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  18. They Might Be Giants, but I have a small penis.

    By Greenwell,
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  19. Take the gun, sell it, then you’ve got cannolis for days.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. What do you call an office appliance that destroys documents? Welcome to another episode of Comedy Krang Krang

    By Port Man’s Lazy Toe,
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  21. Listen, I'm too sexy for my shirt, so much so that it physically hurts me, and I'm pretty sure cats WALK around this PetCo, so where better to shake my little tush!?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Squeegee Luigi and bleach Peach, Mario’s here with that look in his eye.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. You’re all bolognese and caprese; I’m all baloney and Capri Sun.

    By LOLlard,
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  24. As an adult, it’s very difficult to find a non-sexual tickling partner.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. We’re gonna raw-gie doggie this auggie doggie and make my loggy doggy soggy, mommy.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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