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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The more you get dick, the more you need WIC.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 217 views

  2. I misunderstood the ENT when he told me he wanted to explore my throat with his long tube. Turns out he wanted a blowjob.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views

  3. Wax or Wain? Why choose? I'm losing these pubes AND watching Role Models!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 270 views

  4. Moonlight - after a long day - QuickWipes(tm)

    By adamgryphon,
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    • 345 views

  5. Welcome to THE THUNDERDOME. Please take your shoes off.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 233 views

  6. Let's not beat around the bush... I'm here to skeet upon your tush

    By the constant pardner,
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  7. I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  8. If you want a magnificently chiseled man-figurine to fix all of your computers for a lower middle class wage, might I suggest going with the grown up ex-fat kid that you used to bully in middle school instead?    

    By MaxuPichu,
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    • 371 views

  9. Daylight ballad for my lady, day/night salad for my baby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views

  10. My name's Henry McCarty IV, but my friends call me Billy the Kid's Kid's Kid's Kid

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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    • 272 views

  11. Pants down / On the ground / Whilst I clown.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. If Florida’s America’s dong, those are some real small testes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views

  13. Would you answer a hypothetical question?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 219 views

  14. I'm aging like milk, but like an almond milk, so slightly better than regular milk.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. I do have an imaginary friend but unfortunately he's social distancing right now.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 227 views

  16. Oui! Lobster tart with a French autarch? Stinky farts from a Bonaparte.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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    • 254 views

  17. You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape "dot gov".

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 249 views

  18. I don’t shut up, I blow up. And when I look at you…KA-BOOM!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 215 views

  19. Let he who is without sin grab the last P’zone.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 210 views

  20. The best things in life are free—that’s why I comped when I gave you VD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 223 views

  21. Tacos, Burritos, Chips and Cheese...Alligator Soup and Bumble Bees Nuts

    By chicky-chicky-parm-parm,
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    • 273 views

  22. William Shatner face and now she has pink eye.

    By PatSplat,
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    • 350 views

  23. If penis enlargement pills actually worked, would the world be a better or worse place?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 209 views

  24. Despite all my rage I’m just trying to keep rats out of my tomato cage

    By ClydePants420,
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    • 186 views

  25. I’m trying to work but I’ve got all these cocks in my mouth. I sure wish someone would come here and knock them out for me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 196 views
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