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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but anyone else would have made room for Jack on that door.

    By LongTimeThirdTime,
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  2. Bitcoin is stupid.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Looking for a way to spice things up in the bedroom?  Try barbecue sauce.  It's not just for food anymore.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 374 views

  4. When the going gets tough, the dumb get racist.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. To paraphrase the famous last words of Abraham Lincoln, "Ow, fuck"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back. And it wants feet pics

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut, but what I just did to your mom's face is both

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Put your butt up on my butt. When you jut I jut we jut.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. I can’t take this test until I lessen the mess in my intestines

    By PigDuckEnergy,
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  10. Said Simple Simon to the pieman, "Let me taste your wares!" Said the pieman to Simple Simon, "You're 18, right?"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. You’re getting baklava all over my balaclava!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Our new sponsor is Hamburger Harmer, from the makers of Hamburger Helper.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Get to work, NASA, self-wiping butts aren’t going to invent themselves.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Like my grandma always said, "Gary Busey, hairy pusey"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Getting your bike helmet snagged in a turbine is so dangerous it’ll make your head spin.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. One in the stink is worth two in the pink

    By peepee poopoo,
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  17. Why it’s more fun than a pumpkin full of penises!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. "Imagine how funny it would be if a bug could play the drums", said John Lennon.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Some they may go for Cocaine. I'm sure that if I took even one sniff it would bore me terrifically too.. That's why I only sniff Glue.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. When I'm out on a quiet spree... Fighting vainly the old ennui... And I suddenly turn and see... Your fabulous Ass.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  21. I've got the world on a string.. Sittin' on a rainbow.. Got the string around my Penis. Oh what world, what a life, I'm in love.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. Failing your color blind test, thwarts your chances to pass with flying colors.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  23. The dental hygienist joined up with the auto mechanic and together they made the entire world feel terrible about itself.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. When I was a boy I heard the story of Icarus and was always afraid I'd fly too close to the sun.  Thankfully it turns out the sun is 93 million miles away so I can start going on planes again.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. He meant well. But what he said was “artesian borehole.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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