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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is it cool if I stay with my friends and not dance?

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 170 views

  2. Why would anybody ever be comfortable?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 148 views

  3. If “Jealousy, infidelity, envy Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing” means what I think it does then I have no idea what OutKast is talking about.

    By Friend of P,
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  4. Looking for a way to spice things up in the bedroom?  Try barbecue sauce.  It's not just for food anymore.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day if you turn a man into a fish what the fuck was that?! back up dude! no get back! You JUST turned Jeremy into a fish! What do you mean don’t be afraid?! I don’t know man .. I just don’t know you anymore

    By Friend of P,
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    • 337 views

  6. When you pee can you see what makes us all so free? From bowl to shining bowl.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Cuddle up to my puddle mop, let's ride the shark tank gravy train to rich fucker city baby!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. My milkshake duck brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, that duck's problematic, we're out of here baby.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. If you ever have to have a friend on your side when getting into a bar fight make sure your friend is a knife. You can’t stab a knife.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 354 views

  10. pahk the cah in Hahvad Yahd more like park the car in Harvard yard im a tourist

    By Friend of P,
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  11. Yo momma is so fat! that I’m genuinely worried about her health

    By Friend of P,
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  12. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but anyone else would have made room for Jack on that door.

    By LongTimeThirdTime,
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  13. Bitcoin is stupid.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 169 views

  14. When the going gets tough, the dumb get racist.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 159 views

  15. To paraphrase the famous last words of Abraham Lincoln, "Ow, fuck"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back. And it wants feet pics

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut, but what I just did to your mom's face is both

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 173 views

  18. Put your butt up on my butt. When you jut I jut we jut.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. I can’t take this test until I lessen the mess in my intestines

    By PigDuckEnergy,
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  20. Said Simple Simon to the pieman, "Let me taste your wares!" Said the pieman to Simple Simon, "You're 18, right?"

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 169 views

  21. You’re getting baklava all over my balaclava!!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  22. Our new sponsor is Hamburger Harmer, from the makers of Hamburger Helper.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 152 views

  23. Get to work, NASA, self-wiping butts aren’t going to invent themselves.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 167 views

  24. Getting your bike helmet snagged in a turbine is so dangerous it’ll make your head spin.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 135 views

  25. One in the stink is worth two in the pink

    By peepee poopoo,
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