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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t fart in my face and tell me there’s a gas leak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. If Euripides’ Shorts, I'll rip-a dat ass

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  3. I've heard of snack packs, but hampax? Sign me up for that charcuterie board

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  4. Riddle me this, riddle me that, why did my peen go splat splat splat?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  5. Put down your pizza pocket and grab a pocket pussy, it's time for cum-edy bang bang, Americas premier porn podcast

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  6. A penny saved is a penny earned, so take a penny, leave a penny. Meeting adjourned.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. If I had a dollar for every taller brawler who hollered at my dog Mauler for not wearing a collar, I could quit this life of squalor and become a scholar, or a composer like Mahler.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Writing classes for prisoners have prose and cons

    By Carl with a k,
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  9. Getting a retweet from your mother is like getting a Valentine's card from your mother. Tell your mother to leave me alone.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Is Boise Idaho noisy? I dunno.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. How many murders of crows would a murder hornet murder if a murder hornet could murder a murder of crows?

    By Young Zeno,
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  12. Why pay to marry a cow when you can have sex with a jug of milk for free?

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  13. For All Mankind? More like For DULL Mankind. This is the most boring moon landing ever.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  14. If shame was a zucchini, I'm a zoodle. Because I'm really spiraling here!

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  15. More like BJ throwback

    By Shrinerihardleyknowher,
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  16. Grandmas need lovin' too. Call yer dang Grandma more often goddammit!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  17. Labia! Labia! Maybe a baby'll lurch from the likes of the Labia Cave-in-Ya!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  18. Hey, Q-anong man: Ronnie says “Be cool”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. When your eye hits a big pizza pie like the moon, that’s dyslexia

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. If life gives you lemons and lube, make lemonenemas

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Young, dumb, and Magna Cum

    By AlphasphereSoyBoy,
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  22. People in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks, they should be looking for better living arrangements.

    By macthenasty,
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  23. Who? What? When? Where? Huhhh? Haaat? Hen? Hair?

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Lick my nips and pop my zits, then do me vice versa.

    By Come in, my asshole Father,
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  25. The word “legend” gets thrown around a lot. But not as much as, or as far as, the word frisbee.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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