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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why it’s more fun than a pumpkin full of penises!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. "Imagine how funny it would be if a bug could play the drums", said John Lennon.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Some they may go for Cocaine. I'm sure that if I took even one sniff it would bore me terrifically too.. That's why I only sniff Glue.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  4. When I'm out on a quiet spree... Fighting vainly the old ennui... And I suddenly turn and see... Your fabulous Ass.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. I've got the world on a string.. Sittin' on a rainbow.. Got the string around my Penis. Oh what world, what a life, I'm in love.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. Failing your color blind test, thwarts your chances to pass with flying colors.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  7. The dental hygienist joined up with the auto mechanic and together they made the entire world feel terrible about itself.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. When I was a boy I heard the story of Icarus and was always afraid I'd fly too close to the sun.  Thankfully it turns out the sun is 93 million miles away so I can start going on planes again.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. He meant well. But what he said was “artesian borehole.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Bishop takes knight = Chess. Bishop takes the night = Catholic rave.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. I just buffed and waxed the Popemobile, please don't shit on it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny, nong man ho!

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. To get your porn star name, first start acting in porn films, then select a name to go in the credits.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. If you’re Edward Scissorhands and you know it, don’t clap your hands because you’ll entangle your blades in front of a group of judgmental white ladies who will not be kind.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. My catchphrases are like the Wayans brothers, they just keep on coming. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. My catchphrases bring all the boys to the yard and they're like, where's the flippin' milkshakes we were promised?

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Fillibustering the catchphrase forum didn't have the desired effect but it did mean SideofMcG got fired from his job

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. If it bleeds, it leads. If it chimes, it rhymes. If it's from Nantucket, well... I don't need to spell it out for you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. That's why I wasn't called as a witness in that murder trial.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Down the slide, around the bend, don't hide a watch in your rear end.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. If you're Psychokinetic and you know it, clap my hands.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. They tore down the Swings at the park yesterday.. I guess it doesn't mean a thing...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. Pretty in Pink. Sweet 16 in the Stink.

    By Jason’s Blazer,
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  24. If you’re self-aware and you know it, clap your hands.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. I learned the hard way that How to Eat Fried Worms is not a recipe book.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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