New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. "She used to impregnate me all the time." / "Really?" / "With a car like that? You bet!"

   By DownInTheLicoriceMines, February 9, 2013
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2. Oh ye of little face

   By denzquix, February 10, 2013
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3. "A bang so nice, we say it twice"

   By mudshark9, February 11, 2013
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4. "Well, I hope you're happy. You made the Pope quit his job."

   By AprilFoolsRebel, February 11, 2013
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5. I have set aside this specific time to contemplate potential problems related to this designated land... I have reservations for Comedy Bang! Bang!

   By TheSean, February 11, 2013
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6. Cool beans, skinny jeans.

   By theandrewkelley, February 11, 2013
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7. hillbilly's are made of.....

   By unclenutso, March 19, 2013
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8. Keep Calm and Thanks for All the Butter

   By poorfrisco, February 13, 2013
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9. This episode is brought to you by Don Cheadle's Cheese Doodles!

   By ChrisM88, February 12, 2013
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10. Get the lead out, because lead is very dangerous. Where did you find lead in the first place?

    By whiskeycigspod, February 12, 2013
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11. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a...

    By FUTURE DRACULA, February 12, 2013
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12. Come on, Michelle... Hop on this Barack O'boner...

    By NicholasSchleder, February 13, 2013
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13. If you're so smart, why don't you try pickling the snozberry?

    By JosephSchmo, October 12, 2015   

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14. If two wrongs don't make a right, then a wrong must have an even value.

    By flashlightbug, February 13, 2013
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15. There's something in the air tonight. I think it's tear gas.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 12, 2013
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16. The bible says "Be nice to your neighbor!" I say be SO nice to your neighbor that he files a restraining order....

    By Surferdude5269, February 12, 2013
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17. Comedy Bang Bang, come for the comedy, stay for the bang bang.... bang bang

    By pinky951, February 13, 2013
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18. Karla Holness: come on down! You're the next contestant on the Price is Right!

    By carlosfugazi, February 14, 2013
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19. I swear, officer, I thought she was 18. I had no idea she was your grandma.

    By thadcar, February 13, 2013
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20. My perm is covered in sperm, welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By GerryWithaG, February 13, 2013
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21. I've never kicked a kitten.....

    By unclenutso, February 14, 2013
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22. Slave. Barbarian. Warrior. Thief... Conan.

    By carlosfugazi, February 14, 2013
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23. He conquered an empire with his sword. She conquered HIM with her bare hands.

    By carlosfugazi, February 14, 2013
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24. How the hell did you get in here?

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 14, 2013
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25. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times...

    By Brad Lindert, February 14, 2013
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