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1. The Vulcan's murderer was caught green-handed.

   By KatherineIsOdd, August 17, 2015
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2. Harry Potter is shit

   By KrangkaDelic, August 17, 2015
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3. He be from the Bee Gees and he be giving me the heebie-jeebies.

   By Mister Malaka, August 17, 2015
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4. In Soviet Russia, your right to party fights for you!

   By MrMoxie, August 17, 2015
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5. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love.

   By MrMoxie, August 17, 2015
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6. Welcome to Bob's house of precariously stacked cutlery

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7. Why did the chicken cross the road?

   By MrMoxie, August 17, 2015
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8. As world turns so turns the nega-world. Except I suppose the nega-world turns the other way. Hmm. Never mind-- they're actually pretty different.

   By ahhthenameistootsiebaby, August 17, 2015
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9. I can't stop coming out of this mouth, and I swear I'm good words. Please help me. I just want to go home and finally see my family again.

   By ahhthenameistootsiebaby, August 17, 2015
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10. Ever since I started using Raw Meal I've enjoyed poops consisting entirely of soft, voluminous turds. Thanks, Tig Notaro!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt, August 17, 2015
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11. Wakey wakey, eggs & bakey?!?! WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!! I'm a human being dammit and I demand to be woken as well!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt, August 17, 2015
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12. So it turns out that "Enter the Dragon" is NOT dragon porn after all.

    By Dale Cooper Black, August 17, 2015
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13. Assembling crypto algorithm. Hacking mainframe database. Overriding security protocol. Process complete. Facebook status updated.

    By smitty, August 16, 2015
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14. If you're going to act like a sucker about it, I'm not going to give you back your earrings back

    By JosephSchmo, August 16, 2015
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15. Today, another examination of jazz and jazz related accessories

    By BearBear, August 16, 2015
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16. The small man

    By TheSmallMan, August 16, 2015
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17. If one in the hand is worth two in the bush then I really need to start gardening and stripping. Where's my trowel, Sunshine?!

    By Gary_Tingle, August 16, 2015
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18. Jackie Chan is just a man, but he is the best number one man in all the "woild".

    By Jake Dingus, August 15, 2015
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19. Costume Emporium Company

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines, August 15, 2015
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20. and what's more: you will be a hey nong man, my nong.

    By KrangkaDelic, August 15, 2015
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21. I'm a big stupid monster and I live in space - if I decide to kiss you then I will kiss your face

    By KrangkaDelic, August 15, 2015
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22. I'll row, row, row my boat down the stream at any god damned velocity I choose.

    By KrangkaDelic, August 15, 2015
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23. Y'all come back now, y'qweer! Y'heard me!

    By KrangkaDelic, August 15, 2015
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24. Either you're the Sheriff of Plottingham, or I'm paranoid. Did you fuck Gramgram?

    By KrangkaDelic, August 15, 2015
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25. Hi, I'm Squawk Hawkerman and I poop on seagulls.

    By Hunch Hondo, August 15, 2015
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