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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A sniggering Barry Gibbs is triggering the libs. He messed with my fountain pens by jiggering the nibs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. There's a party in my pants and everyone is invited. Alright, even you pubic lice, but you gotta stay in my butt hair.

    By pukebreath,
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  3. Let it mellow if yellow, flush down if it's brown - either way, sock it to me Mr. President.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  4. Synergy is the opposite of a rootbeer float.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  5. If you’re in the market for a house of bricks I’d go with Porkshire Hathaway.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Thongs were made for flossing, salads made for tossing, and bare hotdogs for saucing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I had a dream I was in a meme with sour cream...AND TWINS!

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  8. My secret to being good at sex is that I make a dolphin noise when I orgasm. I go E-e-E-e, she says she finished, then we both leave satisfied.

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  9. Uh yeah, I'm on a first name last name basis with Michael B Jordan.

    By Shitz Pants, Atturdy at Law,
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  10. “Baby Yoda”? I thought you said ABE VIGODA!

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  11. Hi everybody! My name’s Loosey Lefty

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  12. Our year of repeating dire repercussions.

    By giraffeairlines,
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  13. Can you smell the cheese? No you shan't. Because you're nose deep in the works of Immanuel Kant.

    By Say Gooey,
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  14. This man, this monster...this week on Pawn Stars

    By honkyray,
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  15. I am part of all that I have met, so we should use a condom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. All work and no twerk makes Jerk a derk berk.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. It’s only Zeptember, but the Sanz-ticipation for New Year’s makes me want to shit my Schwartz.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Tall and tan and young and lovely and certified in Krav Maga, when the girl from Ipanema goes walking, you better watch your ass, pervert.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. If nongs and heys were dongs and sprays, this would be a much messier podcast.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. If ifs and buts were notwithstandings and neverthelesses, we’d all sound like pedantic asses.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Shake your tater and give it a flick, 'bout'a eat a french fry out the tip of your dick! Sun! 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  22. It's all fun and games until someone has butt sex, then it's just every thanksgiving at my uncle's house

    By Very hot and awfully wet,
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  23. Fish guts in my whoopie cushion?! Now I'm listening!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  24. Fluids are mixing and juices are flowing! We got a sopping wet bit of a show thing!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  25. I was out of the romance game until the judge gave me a court man date! Watch out gentlemen!

    By captain piss and shit,
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