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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Old men who live in glass houses should move to regular houses, because nobody wants to see them saggy nuts

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. I got my second wind. Clear the area.

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  3. Does your dog bite? I was just asking to be nice because I don't give a shit if I get bit by a dog.

    By pukebreath,
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  4. If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em off

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  5. The get up and come must of got up and Gooed.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. Row row row your boat, columns are for the weak. Merrily merrily merrily merrily sideways only - up and down is the word of satan.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Dance dance revolution around my pants pants full of turds.

    By pukebreath,
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  8. Ooey, Gooey, Sweet and Chewy is the name of my All Wookie Cover band

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Shut your mouth or I’ll shut it for you, gently, then tie a bandana around your head Jacob-Marley-style, because I know how much you hate to drool in your sleep, Mom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. My dad has huge hairy balls.

    By pukebreath,
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  11. It ain't what you chew, it's the way that you chew it. Loudly. You chew really loudly. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO INTO THE OTHER ROOM WITH YOUR FUCKING SANDWICH.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Peptostreptococcus Expialidocious, but I don't wanna bore ya with my vaginal flora

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  13. The dragon in yer butt cave is making grumpy-bubbles!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  14. Butter up them breads baby, I'm comin' in lazy. 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  15. Like a chocolate-covered lump of coal down your mom's old fishnet stocking!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  16. ‪Ace Frehley is gonna squeal freely when he feels the real eel that we placed in his Sealy ‬

    By SharksAreScary,
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  17. Riddle Me This: If The Sky Is Blue And The Newspaper Is Read, Why Will No One Go To The Prom With Me?

    By BatmansCousinFatman,
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  18. Hell in a hand basket, heaven in a body casket.

    By SegaShines,
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  19. Like Christ on the cross, let’s get Teed up for these holes.

    By SegaShines,
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  20. To catch a phrase one must first think like a phrase. To think like a phrase one must of course study a phrase. And to study a phrase one must of course catch a phrase. Or 22 of them preferably.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Dan "The Man with Two Cocks" Jocks for Kentucky State Senate. Only you can Trust a Man with Two Cocks. Vote Dan Jocks.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. The vagabond didn't get the job in the Nike store because beggars can't be shoesers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. (*In Don Pardo voice*) Live, from your radio, it's brief diversion from the horror that is all of our lives

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  24. The testes test made Messi a little testy, while testing his testes after the test made him a little messy.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  25. You can wish in one hand and shit in the other...but I bet you wish you didn't shit in your hand.

    By honkyray,
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