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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Major Butt Crack, reporting for doody

    By Commander Osteego,
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    • 176 views

  2. Chex Mix: When you are hungry for stale bread, and you crave the taste of sweat

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 210 views

  3. Heads up, my first guest is a real scumbag. I recommend skipping the first half hour of the show.

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 296 views

  4. Champagne for my real friends, real pain from years of parental neglect

    By Steak Mittens,
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    • 159 views

  5. I'm hot for Scott, time to gawk at that Auk

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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  6. Would u rather have itty bitty titties or frittata tatas? As long as your pigs in a blanket are big and I spank it.

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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    • 236 views

  7. Ouch!

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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  8. There once was a man with a plan, but he died.

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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    • 237 views

  9. There's nothing more satisfying than looking at your freshly made merkin woven together from the shower drain depository at the gym

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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    • 221 views

  10. To err is Adam. To forgive is DeVine.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 197 views

  11. Whenever I think about corn, I worry that my Dad was right - maybe I do have “shit for brains.”

    By Olive_Duster,
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  12. Roses are red, corn is yellow, my first guest just farted and boy does it smello

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana HOT LOG

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. If you’re happy and you know it and you lost a hand in an industrial saw accident hand snap your fingers

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I’d rather have a two pump chump than a two term Trump so make with that cum dump so I have more time to stump...for Biden, baby!!!

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 238 views

  16. Have no worries. Don't be down. Take comfort that your fly is down.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  17. Have you ever gone hunting with a bowl and spoon? How can you aim your gun with all that weed and heroin in your system?

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 240 views

  18. If you’re duplicitous and you know it, he’s a really great guy, but seriously, fuck that asshole.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  19. Just got a raise, I'm up from half-mast

    By honkyray,
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    • 209 views

  20. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    By voichicoski,
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    • 216 views

  21. If you’re stinky and you know it, shout, “Pee-yew!”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  22. If you’re stinky and you know it, take a bath!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 180 views

  23. Santos Dumont did it!

    By voichicoski,
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    • 222 views

  24. If i had a dime for every time I said if I had a dime for something i'd have one dime because this is the first time I've ever used that expression. 

    By voichicoski,
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    • 221 views

  25. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Kony (2012!)

    By voichicoski,
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    • 217 views
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