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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As the famous adage goes "Billy on the streets. Silly on the sheets".

    By Chugg_Buttley,
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  2. As the great filmmaker Francois Truffaut used to say "Snootchie Bootchies"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. As the great philosopher FreidrichNietzsche once said. Let's get meta-physical up in this bitch!

    By MikeyGoldsmith,
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  4. As the great Thomas Edison once said "Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 5 percent perspiration, and 94 percent slaying that sweet sweet nerd tang"

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. As the Greek God said upon returning home from battle; "Did you myth me?"

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. As the Immortal Bard once said, "I want a granny on the street, but a pipsqueak in the bed."

    By Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1,
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  7. As the Incredible Hulk brought him to climax, the Jolly Green Giant rejoiced that he'd finally found someone who could satisfy him. Smash, Hulk! Smash

    By dirtyvicar,
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  8. As the Irish say may the road rise up to meet you, smack you in the face and then talk shit about you behind your back you English Bastard.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. As the kinky marine biologist said "Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer"

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  10. As the last bit of life left my father's frail frame, he clutched me close and whispered into my ear, "Keep that sticky on your dicky in 2015..."

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  11. As the last soft light of day sank below the Western hills I gazed at my love and apologized again for the smell.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. As the late, great Rob Zombie once said, "Rage in the cage and piss upon the stage. Only one sure way to bring the giant down."

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  13. As the leaves change & fall to the ground I'm reminded of the cycle of life,the imminence of death,& how good it feels to fuck a warmed-up pumpkin pie

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. As the lights flickered, several men disrobed and began rubbing peanut butter on one another in the covered cupboard as utter lovers should.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. As the man in the yellow hat said to Curious George while tasting George's spaghetti, "This shit is bananas."

    By funkmerunning,   
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  16. as the momentum finishes and the quality diminishes- take heart in these group dynamics, until the whole thing somehow replinishes.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. as the mortal bard said, "i fear death everyday."

    By voichicoski,
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  18. As the most renowned private investigator in medieval Indiana, The Hunchman of Terre Haute relied solely on gut instinct—cause dem guts don’t lie, son

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. As the old proverb goes, Doritos flavors the bold

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. As the old saying goes, let Peeping Toms spy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. As the president of the united states famously said "oogerly boogerly lets dance"

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. As the Queen B once told me, "If you liked it you shoulda put an egg on it!"

    By rhett!!!!!,
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  23. As the raunchy rocksteady musician Judge Dread once said, it's 6 o'clock- so up with the cock!

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  24. As the saying goes, “Early to bed, catch the worm, gather no moss and don’t be a bitch.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. As the saying goes, lube yourself up ‘cause I’m comin’ in hot!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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