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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Turn that clown upside down. Shake his pockets. Motherfucker owes me three hundred dollars.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I go by many names, the wind , the sea, Doris.

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  3. Put them on the glass means sitting down because I have boobs for an ass

    By CocaineBuffet,
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  4. How do I tell my wife I named our son after her sister?

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  5. Is that a banana in your pocket, or is your erect penis just alarmingly off-center?

    By The Monsanto Company,
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  6. Ifs their gist ones thang, onning all off these earth I'll knew wells - it's the English language.

    By FunkThatShipYouCountryBlaster,
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  7. I scream, you scream, we all scream for a reboot of the Scream franchise.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  8. Take a short walk on a long pier, watch the sunset and reflect on how beautiful this existence is

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  9. Murder her, steal her identity, and scatter her remains across the Nevada desert? I hardly know her!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  10. Help me, this is the only website they will let me access because they are fans of the show. They kidnapped me and now I'm

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  11. When you hear a bell ring, a little angel gets his wings. Next, no matter what you do, they’re torn off again to begin anew

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  12. First Thomas Jefferson, then Netflix’s The Ranch; who’s good name will a Masterson ruin next?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  13. It Puts The Mask Above Its Chin Or Else It Gets COVID Again

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  14. Hearing aids? No thanks! It’s bad enough just having it!

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  15. I'm a big tea pot, tall and thin. I'm impractical for brewing tea.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. As the great filmmaker Francois Truffaut used to say "Snootchie Bootchies"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Welcome to the jungle, we've got plants and bugs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Cash, four dollars. Keys, one ring. Bend over and cough. Log, one hot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. If the log ain’t hot, continue to squat!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Hot log, summer in my undies, back of my front gettin’ dank and grumpy

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. A stitch in time saves you from buying a new one; it seems like nobody can repair their own time these days

    By Jellyfang,
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  22. I don’t know but I’ve been told: spicy food burns both your holes.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  23. I went to a Tooty and the Buttfish concert and had to sit behind a BloatedFartingScumbag whose big McLiverneck kept getting in the way. I said, “Hey captain, go puke a fish!” and he replied, “Euripides shorts and I’ll kill ya, Pat McG!” Then everyone chan

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  24. Grown dogs and coon dicks? how a'bout head nods for huge chicks!

    By mouths,
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  25. I am become Death, destroyer of worlds. What are you going to be for Halloween?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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